breezyzephy
my names Zephyr! nice to meet you ~ ♥️
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This is basically Patroclus when he comes across a fish man.
What's with Patroclus really liking fish people
What's with Patroclus really liking fish people
My period after arriving early and at the worst possible moment and time
And on the first day of Christmas I want sent to me
A fucking humidifier under the tree
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO REBLOG IT??
I'm gonna write about it here because I have honestly no shame on this account
Does anyone else cry when they pee? Because I do and it's not because I'm in pain or anything because I'm not, I've been crying since I was a little kid every time I take a piss and it's like- uncontrollable too
You know it's bad whenever I open my Flo app and it tells me "your body, your data"
becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
I'm gonna write about it here because I have honestly no shame on this account
Does anyone else cry when they pee? Because I do and it's not because I'm in pain or anything because I'm not, I've been crying since I was a little kid every time I take a piss and it's like- uncontrollable too
How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer
Homelander's live reaction to my question be like
Completely random question
But since Ryan exists, do you think there's a possibility you have more kids out there in the world that you don't know about?
I sure as hell fucking hope not.
This post is so wholesome and threatening...
Shakes you lovingly
REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.
Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.
This is important y'all
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
Im allergic to coconut
@g0dwat3r
(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself
@escapetheslaughter
@ugly-astral-taurus
@bees-official
@gremlininthedark
@bloodmoon-da-idiot
@multifandomcutie13 )
He didn't bite hard enough the first time 😞
Deadpool x F!Reader SMUT!!!
PART 2 TO THE WOLVERINE SMUT!
Enemies to lovers straight up porn fighting.
After you had sex with Wolverine, you're cuddling. And next thing you know, the door to his bedroom bursts open. And there's Wade. Seeing you and Wolverine after you fucked. Wolverine cheated, and Wade just caught you after the act.
You hop out of bed butt ass naked, looking at Wade. He comes closer.* "Square up, hoe. That's my man," he slaps you in the face. You guys start fighting until you're on the floor with him. Somehow, Wade's pants rip, and his dick pops out. "Are you hard?" You ask him.
"Yeah, what about it? Come suck it," he replies, putting his dick in your mouth. And so that's what you do. Wolverine is still watching from the bed, doing nothing. You suck Wade's dick, giving him the triple gauc gauc 69,000 like a pro. He grunts, pushing your head down on his cock. "Nutting in this bitch," he moans, cumming in your mouth moments later.
You swallow all the swimmers, sitting up. "Okay, now put it in my butt. Don't be a pussy," you say, bending over. And Wade's not one to back down from a level 10 gyatt. His hands go to your hips, and he looks down, spitting on his cock and jerking it a few times before pushing it in your ass. "You're low-key bad at that, Wade."
He slaps your ass, thrusting harder. You moan, arching your back. That's what he likes. Wolverine could never arch like you. Not even close. Wade squeezes your hips tighter, cumming in your asshole. "Freak," he grunts, getting up and pulling you with him. He bitch slaps you and then gets in the bed next to Wolverine. "Your turn now..."
Everyone celebrate that @punishedbystander is no longer a blog
Love this! Her pieces are dope af.
Congrats to @toastoat and @ironicbaking being the only survivors
“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”
logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)
Sonic the hedgehog
I really truly hate them
Click for Quality!
baby autusm so small . the hawk take him away
Allow me!
The account is Laney Delaney (@notlaneydelaney)!
I've actually been meaning to try sushi too!
What is one food you would try if you could?
(You can answer this too by the way! It doesn't have to be just Narinder answering, have a nice day/night and take care of yourself!)
"Mm... Mortals nowadays talk about a delicacy that seems interesting... 'Sushi'. I did not have this back in my time"
anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen
Big Narilamb comic "Distant " p 1/3
Since these are so big doing them one at a time. This one is mostly flashback so it works alone
Driving 10 hours tomorrow, so its going up early so I'll hopefully have comments to keep me entertained.
What happens if you beat them
Thanks Cumming, GA
Flairingbitch
replace one word of your url with bitch
I know for sure that you can't help all families from Gaza that want to be evacuated from here but at least you can help those who come across your life. You have no idea how mentally and emotionally tiring this is. Asking for help is not easy. But when thinking that the price is my family's life and getting out of here safely, it just pushes me more and more to do this until i reach my goal, be able to attend my university abroad and achieve my doctoral degree dream after awarding prestigious PhD fellowship. Please donate and share to support us standing at this hard time. https://gofund.me/d597b8e2