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Kilo

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

I love how chaotic this account is compared to your fanfic blog LMAO

Hell yeah

Yknow I just got tumblr-flashed and that's not even what bothered me

Bro are those nipples okay? They shouldn't be so swollen to the point they're the size of your tits

Man this would explain why they can't figure out what to do about the cyst on my uterus

Temporary had NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME CRY SO HARD

Listening to Eminem's new album

I planned on listening to it as soon as it dropped at 12:00 today but I wanted to listen to it with my family

1000000/10

Listening to Eminem's new album

I planned on listening to it as soon as it dropped at 12:00 today but I wanted to listen to it with my family

1000000/10

3/3

*THIS WAS SENT TO A FRIEND. NOT ME*

the friend who received this is too nice to say something about it but i have reached a point now where i have seen them receive so many messages like this that i just can't keep my mouth shut anymore

this is straight up evil behaviour. whatever lighthearted tone this anon thought they were sending this with, i don't care. it's gross in every sense.

i'm speaking directly to whoever sent this now and frankly, if you follow me, non, unfollow me right fucking now because i don't want this energy anywhere near my blog. it hurts enough that you've targeted my friends with it.

listen up because apparently it bears repeating for the millionth fucking time -

FANFICTION AUTHORS ARE HUMAN BEINGS. they have lives and jobs and school and things they struggle with. maybe they've even spoken publicly about their struggles in the hopes their readers would understand them a bit better because at the end of the day this is a community and they have every right to use this space however they fucking want to.

"don't start a fic you can't finish" - literally shut up. shut up! we are not paid to do this, i will start and not finish whatever the fuck i want.

and holy shit, anon. as if this message wasn't disgusting enough, please let me state plainly something you "desperately" need to hear: no robot can give you what a human writer can. and the fact that you even threatened to just go to AI at this point shows how little you care about storytellers and all they provide for you.

again, i don't care if every word of this message was sent in jest or meant to be read playfully. it's not fucking cute. this shit hurts writers and ya'll need to realize that.

if you take time out of your life to send messages like this, you're a bad person. period. this is not how fanfic works, it's not how the world works. if you can wait two-three years for a movie or a new season of your favourite tv show, you can wait a few months for a fanfic to update. or you can wait forever. we literally owe you nothing.

i'm done sugarcoating it, ya'll. disrespectfully, grow up. grow up! enough is enough.

anyway

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

You heard me

Hear me out… they could be the group ever

JUST IMAGINE…. THEY COULD BE LIKE AN IDOL GROUP WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DATA, OR OR COWORKER HELPING THEIR ONE USER, OR OR OR JUST FRIENDS IDK SCOOBY DOO SHIT BUT PLEASD

Pleaseee tell me someone seems my vision PLEASE

I want you to know I checked the username last minute and almost commented "remember pregnant clippy". Because of YOU CONSTANTLY REBLOGGING KINITO STUFF @bloomingbutterflies

Hear me out… they could be the group ever

JUST IMAGINE…. THEY COULD BE LIKE AN IDOL GROUP WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR DATA, OR OR COWORKER HELPING THEIR ONE USER, OR OR OR JUST FRIENDS IDK SCOOBY DOO SHIT BUT PLEASD

Pleaseee tell me someone seems my vision PLEASE

So jumping in here with a story time, stories with Flaire

This is actually super important. And it's never too late to teach a dog or a cat this - it's just a little bit more difficult if they're older

But basically, this stray cat followed me home one day and I've kept him ever since - his name is Binx and he's just the sweetest guy ever. A little shit but sweet.

So when he followed me home, he was so young his balls hadn't even dropped yet - and he followed me home for 30 minutes after I walked my friend home, just meowing at me and walking ahead of me if I started walking too fast. But when I eventually got home, he stayed on my porch for awhile before I got him fixed and brought inside

So he didn't get along with my two boys Cool Cat and Lucky. Scratching and hissing, and started playing rough with me. Scratching so hard I'd bleed. So what I did is when he did that, is stop and show him where he scratched and start ignoring him until he'd nuzzle against me. He gets along with my other cats just fine now and plays fine.

Now let's compare this to my mom's dog Buddy. Buddy is a very friendly dog, an American Eskimo who she never taught how to not bite hard.

I mean, when he was a puppy I would try everything to get him to stop biting me so hard - but he wouldn't listen and my mom would baby him. He is so sweet and kind with strangers but he bites hard when playing, leaving marks and scratches with his teeth. I mean I even had to go so far as to bite his ear when he was a puppy when he bit me (not hard. I'm not a monster, I basically just put my teeth on the tip of his thick ass ear and applied enough pressure for him to be uncomfortable but not in pain) but since my mother never properly taught him and instead babied him, he still bites hard when playing

So this is VERY important.

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

Pov me every single time I come across a stray animal

IM SCREAMING @warringwarrioridiot

No hate to Rebecca but

I LITERALLY FUCKING DESPISE THE NAME BOBECCA.

BOBECCA.

IT IS ATROCIOUS, IT IS DISGUSTING IT IS FOUL

AND I BLAME THIS HUMAN BEING @warringwarrioridiot FOR SHOWING ME BOBECCA IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Simp for Bob I do not care but BOBECCA? REALLY?

AND THE FACT THAT THE ATROCIOUS HUMAN BEING I TAGGED SAID, IN RESPONSE TO ME OPENING UP TO THEM ABOUT SMALL THINGS LIKE MY FAVORITE FOOD,

SAID KNOWING I HATE BOBECCA. "I BET BOBECCA EATS THAT TOO"

(No hate to warringwarrioridiot this is a joke PLEASE)

Now That's What I Call Fallout Textposts: The Ghoul Special Edition

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i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

The day your boyfriend goes a day without any spelling mistakes is the day the world ends

chat im done with this bullshit

Me with my mom

(she burned bratwursts into a crisp one time years ago to the point they looked like charcoal and were inedible and I've made it a point to tell her not burn them)

When bat hubby takes you by surprise

Poor old woman bending over to pick it up for him

I just got some new ramen I was really excited to try because it sounded really good

All I have to say is fuck you sensory issues because the noodles came out slightly creamy (like that weird in-between of not and chicken Alfredo creamy) and I couldn't choke them down

"how's your night, Flaire?"

Oh, y'know, was fine one minute and while I was peeing all the sudden had to projectile vomit but besides that I'm okay

whats ur fav song?

Panics

They asked I answered, my child

whats ur fav color

I dunno babes

whats ur fav color

I dunno babes