The Day Your Boyfriend Goes A Day Without Any Spelling Mistakes Is The Day The World Ends

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Pov me every single time I come across a stray animal

@g0dwat3r get your ass over here I'm calling you out for making me read alpha x omega shit

just hover over the boop button and it will spin two times and then press it

OHHH

This is basically Patroclus when he comes across a fish man.

What's with Patroclus really liking fish people

I wanna eat a double bananer :(

Damn I’m turning superstitious…usually I disregard these 🤷🏾‍♀️

Man this would explain why they can't figure out what to do about the cyst on my uterus

Temporary had NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME CRY SO HARD

Listening to Eminem's new album

I planned on listening to it as soon as it dropped at 12:00 today but I wanted to listen to it with my family

1000000/10