How Do I Convince My Friend That I Didn't Ship These Two

Gay /j but love you too Touya

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

boop

cats and cucumber iykyk (tried it once w my cat and she was unfazed by it, i felt humbled 🗿)

My best friend: y'know I've never had tumblr

Me, who's only convincing them to make an account to spam them on yet another platform and luring them in with welcome home content:

Allow me!

The account is Laney Delaney (@notlaneydelaney)!

Why TF are my dad and brother chanting

"nut juice"

Bro I’m at school 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Get booped nerd

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

whats ur fav song?

Panics

Homelander's live reaction to my question be like

Completely random question

But since Ryan exists, do you think there's a possibility you have more kids out there in the world that you don't know about?

I sure as hell fucking hope not.