Today I Was Talking About SpongeBob With My Family. I Accidentally Pronounced The Chum Bucket As The

Immediate death.

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

Hello its me again asking for help.Am so fucking sorry.You may see another post of mine floating around with notes,but he have not received more than $20 in the last 2 weeks.

As i mention before,my partner and I have two cats that we care for and due to our circumstances,neither of them have had updated shots into about two years.One of them has frequent vomiting from eating her food without chewing (as told to us by vet last time we were able to go),and we would like to check on that and have them both checked out with updated shots.

We are also,unfortunately,asking for help staying housed as thing are not super great on that front either.We are hoping to raise $2500 for the estimated cost for shots and vet visit,as well as housing cost.

Please consider helping us.I know we've depended on a lot of kindness and i swear we will give it back as soon as we can.All we ask is if you a little to spare,you consider sharing it with us please

I am so sorry hon, I can't offer any help. But I am so sorry that this is happening to you.

PLEASE YOUR GIRL NEEDS SOME GOOD LUCK

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Now That's What I Call Fallout Textposts: The Ghoul Special Edition

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So something I don't think a lot of people understand: is that when I say I'm going to do something, I most likely won't do it.

And this is NOT because I wanna annoy you, or make you upset. But it is likely because I forgot, and I was not reminded. But yeah, I have the memory of a goldfish and if no remindy I ain't doiy

Deadpool x F!Reader SMUT!!!

PART 2 TO THE WOLVERINE SMUT!

Enemies to lovers straight up porn fighting.

After you had sex with Wolverine, you're cuddling. And next thing you know, the door to his bedroom bursts open. And there's Wade. Seeing you and Wolverine after you fucked. Wolverine cheated, and Wade just caught you after the act.

You hop out of bed butt ass naked, looking at Wade. He comes closer.* "Square up, hoe. That's my man," he slaps you in the face. You guys start fighting until you're on the floor with him. Somehow, Wade's pants rip, and his dick pops out. "Are you hard?" You ask him.

"Yeah, what about it? Come suck it," he replies, putting his dick in your mouth. And so that's what you do. Wolverine is still watching from the bed, doing nothing. You suck Wade's dick, giving him the triple gauc gauc 69,000 like a pro. He grunts, pushing your head down on his cock. "Nutting in this bitch," he moans, cumming in your mouth moments later.

You swallow all the swimmers, sitting up. "Okay, now put it in my butt. Don't be a pussy," you say, bending over. And Wade's not one to back down from a level 10 gyatt. His hands go to your hips, and he looks down, spitting on his cock and jerking it a few times before pushing it in your ass. "You're low-key bad at that, Wade."

He slaps your ass, thrusting harder. You moan, arching your back. That's what he likes. Wolverine could never arch like you. Not even close. Wade squeezes your hips tighter, cumming in your asshole. "Freak," he grunts, getting up and pulling you with him. He bitch slaps you and then gets in the bed next to Wolverine. "Your turn now..."

My brother while we're at the gym: I'm gonna move onto a different machine, do you wanna use this one?

Me, knowing we're both on leg day: sure!

My brother: it's on kinda heavy so-

Me: ...dude... This is only 100 pounds.

My brother:

My brother: tf you mean only 100

OH YEAH by the way go follow my writing account if you want, it's @citruslullabies make requests you hooligans

Tiktok please no more Verbalase memes I'm begging, I can't hide away from them