I Like To Think Orym Druidcrafts New Flowers For Fearne Every Morning 🌿

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[ID: A digital illustration of Laudna and Orym from Critical Role. Orym hugs Laudna, looking distressed. She hugs him back, looking down at him with a slightly sad smile. End description.]

"It was a long time ago" "Respectfully, so fucking what?"

brjeaus being brjeaus

depends do the health conditions still apply cause idk how much an asthmatic fibromyalgic weredragon could really cause

yes fictional animals are permitted but let's stray away from creatures of mass destruction. and nothing smarter than, like, a dolphin

[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He is visible from the shoulders up, looking to the right with a smile. Orym has claw mark scars around his right eye and is wearing large dangly earrings shaped like brown and green butterfly wings. End description.]

One last Orym before the end of the year!

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Concerned for the party and Exandria as a whole, excited that these three are stuck together

imagine you are the director of the magic cia and you betrayed your home country because they denied your grad thesis and you thought everything was chill but then a group of people in bdsm gear burst into the room holding the god that you stole and you now have to babysit them and watch while they ruin the house your family gave them and you are also in a honeypot4honeypot situationship with their resident ginger and you teach him forbidden magics because he has nice eyes and you keep having to ferry them to fight dragons or some shit and they keep fucking inviting you to dinner so you go to dinner and they trap you, the traitor they’re looking for, in a truth spell and instead of asking any damning question they want to know which of them you find the hottest and what your moms name is and then they disappear for like two months and then you’re in disguise at the negotiation which undermines your past decades work and they fucking show up and they find out about your crimes so they paralyze you and drag you to their ship and instead of killing you the ginger kisses you on the forehead and they tell you that you’re family now and then they disappear for a long fucking time so you leave and go chill in the north and then they show up chased by a purple man with horns and a dead member of the fucking cerberus assembly and then they fucking dip and when you come back they take you to a flesh city to fight the purple man but they get really sad when they murder him so they revive him? and also you find evidence that the god that you stole is not a god and is some kind of hyper advanced magic computer maybe and then you just sort of fucking go home? and chill in a garden? every day essek thelyss wakes up.