[ID: A Digital Illustration Of Orym From Critical Role. He Is Sat On Top Of A Bed In A Simple Room, Surrounded

but black is the color of my true love's hair

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

put some color onto that keyleth sketch 🌿

Vax made his himself after seeing Vex's

I've been watching you longer than you know. Recklessly drawn to your destiny, like a flame. My beautiful Champion. There is much to fear. But not death. For it gives meaning to life.

[ID: A digital illustration of Fresh Cut Grass and Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. Ashton sits cross legged on the floor, holding up their injured right arm for Fresh Cut Grass to heal it. FCG stands next to Ashton, looking concerned as they examine and heal Ashton's injuries. End description.]

Fresh Cut Grass loves you!

tumblr citizenship test (uquiz)

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

Beau better not catch any of you slipping 😤👊