[ID: A digital illustration of Vax'ildan and Keyleth from Critical Role. Vax'ildan laughs as Keyleth kisses him on the cheek, she holds him by the waist and he has his left arm wrapped around her shoulders and his right hand holding her face. Behind them is a tree. End description.]
My Vax'leth brain rot will only be getting worse starting January 28th and I hope you're all prepared for that <3
Essek Thelyss (M9 portrait 9/10)
Little moon aka Orym from Critical Role.
[ID: A digital illustration of Vax'ildan from Critical Role. Vax is emerging from a pool of blood, his hair swirling on the surface. He is looking straight ahead with a grim expression, drenched in blood. End description.]
Speak with the Matron
meanwhile, team two gets to take a break and do some self care as a treat
Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.
my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
We were gods, we were kids
[ID: A digital illustration of Imogen Temult from Critical Role. She stands in front of a cloudy red background, her left hand raised slightly in front of her and looking over to the right with a neutral expression. Her jacket is unbuttoned, showing her white corset under her sheer dress. End description.]
Imogen ❤️
#I think I only have two followers who aren't
heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)
[ID: A digital illustration of Orym from Critical Role. He sits on the edge of the Silver Sun sky ship at night. Orym has recently healed claw scratches on his face from his and Fearne's fight with Chetney. He is holding his sending stone in his hands, looking down at it with a sad expression as he says "Glad you aren't here. Wish you were anyway." End description.]
"Oh Orym..."