GUESS WHO'S CATCHING UP

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

Purple Haze

i like to think orym druidcrafts new flowers for fearne every morning 🌿

promising myself little treats in return for a completed task is not enough. I need someone to hold a friend or family member hostage.

okay now wait hear me out. listen. look, would if they have crushes on eachoth- (i collapse on the ground unconscious)

#this is adorable #but I cannot imagine orym is comfortable with his face pressed up against those pointy-ass crystals #edit I am stupid and didn't see the second part #phenomenal art nonetheless

"the greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return"

lmao get loved idiot, get absolutely fucking treasured

squire, bring me more bog roll

[ID: A digital illustration of Ashton Greymoore from Critical Role. They are sat with one leg pulled up to lean their elbow on and resting their face against their hand. They're looking off to the right with a grumpy expression. He's also shirtless and has gold top surgery scars on his chest. End description.]

Even if your love was unconditional

It still wouldn't be enough to save me

bro would if we were the moral compasses of our group and we kissed...(and we're both tanks)?

the punk rock's rock