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H-hey

Hey guess what Riekheart's is

magic school dnd campaign but instead of being a high school it's a shitty college for heros who are either straight out of high school and didn't make it into any decent adventuring colleges or older ones who never got around to higher education but have come back to it for one reason or another

so....do i make a post about other (re: better) magic school/wizard books or what?

because i have strong opinions!

Love seeing this as i pace around thinking about how there were fully 6 mutigen pods in Draxum's lab during the backstory episode.

Also I only realized yesterday that there's a venus reference in the ep where Hypno's music traps the turtles in a fashion montage (at least i think thats the ep). I think Raph knocks something over and Leo is like "hey watch that, it's a Venus de Magic [something or another]"

Which. It would be really funny if Venus was that turtle looking yokai who worked for big mama but also did magic as a side gig

HI BONES :D can you tell me about venus de milo? They're the turtle in your pfp yea?

YEHAG SHE IS. shes originally from a reallyreally bad 90s tv show called ninja turtles the next mutation but the concept behind her character was really fun and tbh she was the best part of the show people just focused all their hate for how bad it was on her bc. they don't like women

and then the idw comics made their version of her and she's SO COOL she's basically frankensteined together from a bunch of different parts and she has donnies old shell (it got wrecked and he made a titanium one as part of another storyline) which gives them like a psychic link and then she branches off and tries to find her own identity it rules its amazing!!!!!!

and also rise started planting the seeds for a minor antagonist that would be revealed to be a fifth turtle which most people theorize to be her. i love theoretical venus so so much i am writing stuff about her that i will one day finish one day

guys i drank a raw egg today

Go to bed. Freak.

spinning around in a circle. jumping also

Worm in tarnation?

having an awesome time explaining 2012 ninja turtles to my dear friend

I'd write one for you but you've infected my mind with turtles

does anybody have any go2 follow up fics. specifically ones where they do NOT make up immediately i wanna see the divorce

Come get this dick-fil-a

Genuinely sad I cannot post the wonderful image I have of @bones-sprouts staring in awe at crucified Leonardo and Donatello, I think Tumblfucks would love it

I think you're 73 @bones-sprouts