I Am Absolutely Obsessed With Keferons Mecha Pilot Jazz AU

No idea what depths of the internet this came from but I'm here for it.

Damian in the Sons of Anarchy AU still speaks English like that but this time its Jason’s fault since he taught him to speak like a Victorian aristocrat because he was petty about being kidnapped and made a babysitter to his baby brother in a foreign country.

Batfam Nerf War...

Nerf wars are supposed to be fun! Right?

Usually they are! Until you take a family full of child soldiers, emotional constipation, and trauma; give them toy guns and tell them to go.

You've doomed yourself from the beginning!

Of course no one started this intentionally. It was just supposed to be a... joke.

Jason started it.

Because of course he did!

Saw video of someone rigging a Nerf gun and said "Bitch, I can do better". Jason proceeded to create a Nerf gun that shot Nerf darts like paintball.

Now that he had a demon Nerf gun, he had to test it out. On Tim.

"He won't be THAT pissed off."

Famous fucking last words

Tim gets hit ONCE and then declares war.

Now, I don’t know if anyone knows this about Timothy Drake, but the man is a literal genius. Who decided to use his smarts to create something that would blow Jason’s "weapon of mass annoyance" out of the water.

This man build a custom Nerf gun. That fucker leaves bruises.

Tim then builds a team...

I'll write part two tomorrow!

Batfam quotes as things my family has said

Damian:*teases Tim about something stupid*

Tim: Hey Jay, can you tell Damian that he's being illogical.

Jason: sure. DAMIAN, DON'T BE A DICK!

Dick: I resent that...

Batfam quotes as real things I've heard

*standing on one foot with an arm in the air*

Tim: doing flirty things

Jason: THAT'S flirty things?

Tim: *deadpan* I can't flirt

H-hey. Hey guys. Do you remember that concept about Cityspeaker!Ratchet and Titan!Drift. Would you mayhaps be interested in reading it as a fic? Because I got just the perfect recommendation for you :D

Palm To Palm by Gemma_Inkyboots

Bee🐝

Oh no

Our table

It's broken

“well, the table broke 🤷🏻”

worldbuilding: the threequel

one | two

Second night in a row! Fucking Mandela Cataloge.

It like 10:40 and my brain is like "hey remember the face of the category 2 Alternates in the Mandela Cataloge"...

@oliveid

Batfam quotes as things my family has said. (Featuring Latino Jason)

Tim: *Doing duolingo* Hey Jay, how do you say glue in Spanish?

Jason: El Glue.

Tim: *types it into duolingo* *pauses* *glares* You're a bitch.