"I Want To Live In A World In Which Teenagers Can Fulfil Their Natural Purpose Of Being Annoying" And

"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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1 year ago

I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.


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10 months ago

There are too many smart immortals. I want more stories about immortal himbos.


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4 years ago

...the pavement shines like silver

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all


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1 year ago

Happy Thanksgiving

Praise The Rain By Joy Harjo

praise the rain by Joy Harjo

10 months ago

My kid about her first hand experience with chiggers, “I’m sad that chiggers are really real”

Same

Same


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1 year ago
There are people dying in emergency rooms and people in love every night
before and after the feast of Saint Valentine. Next the Atlantic will turn to solid ice.
The three strange angels will come
with your ego’s last wishes
and there you’ll be, thinking of ecstasy
over a cup of coffee and why anyone returned. Love is not a fraud but there are many rumors. People are dying without anyone to call.
How much would you pay to be touched
in the right way? Who would you think of with your hands on some bed like an animal and haven’t we all been here,
walking through the world
waiting for someone to free us
or tie us to ourselves.
People are dying, yes
despite all our knowledge.
Regardless of touch, what we own, everything we continue to steal.
Everyone and their miniature triumphs.
No, they can’t convince me love isn’t
our best invention. And why
I went into the ice to swallow more
than my body had room for.
Even afraid I opened my mouth
and I swallowed. I took it all down.
I was made by the cold.

february by Alex Dimitrov

4 years ago

TIL so much thanks 👆👆👆👆👆

Link For Full Article Below.

Link for full article below.

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