Syir Is A Monster Who Lily Made Overpowered ON PURPOSE. MOTHERFUCKER DONT GET KARMA FOR ABUSING HER OWNER

YES! FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT SYIR, THAT MONSTER LILY MADE

responding to anon talking abt syir (diantha’s gardevoir): lily presents syir as a sort of “evil counterpart to g” and “everything she’s afraid of becoming” because she forced diantha into a relationship and abuses her, but this falls flat in my opinion because g is still just as bad as syir in many regards.

g forced a mating bond on comic!lily without her knowledge and in a state where she couldn’t consent (and would get comic!lily in serious legal trouble if anyone found out), is violently possessive over comic!lily to the point of threatening her friends and partners, saw a ralts bonding with comic!lily as a threat to their relationship and nearly attacked her despite acknowledging that ralts are children for her species, created a baby without comic!lily’s consent, “forcibly silenced” anyone who found out about her and comic!lily’s mating bond, and has physically assaulted/threatened comic!lily multiple times.

(side note: syir and diantha never properly appeared in the comic, only being discussed in a since-deleted set of articles on the poke-madhouse wiki. but at one point when the character lacey beaulieu questions comic!lily about her relationship with g, comic!lily gets indignant and insists she hasn’t “pulled a diantha”— implying it’s diantha’s fault that she’s trapped in an abusive relationship with a creature who holds full physical/psychic power over her. and that’s really fucked up.)

That's a ridiculously dark set of headcannon, especially since Diantha is doing alright in the games.

I feel even the "attack the trainer" thing could be countered. The trainer doesn't necessarily have to be there. Depending on the Pokemon they could wear an earpiece or talk telepathically. Maybe the trainer could use a hologram and give orders that way.

As for the getting moves from WoW, I'm sorry, but that's bullshit plot armor at it's worst. But w/ that psychic nuke attack, Dark Types resist psychic, Protect would protect, etc.

But in this rant I just realized another way to defeat Syir. A ditto. It would copy her stats and moves including the bs Warcraft ones.

I know Lily would still come up with something to make Syir unbeatable, like they can't be copied somehow, or something else she pulled out of her ass.

I used to have a headcanon on her using that Nuke Attack and a Focus Sash Alakazam or Hypno just uses Disable on her, giving enough time for both Skuntank and Scizor finishing her with a combo of their attacks.

But knowing Lily there would be some ass-pulling on her being incapable of being knocked-out or Something. Its shit like that would ruin the entire history.

ARTISTS AND WRITERS OF TUMBLR, HEAR MY PLEA!

As im high as a kite for my lack of sleep, i have a challenge!

Show your skills in art, and turn this crackship into reality!

JUSTE BELMONT FROM CASTLEVANIA: HARMONY OF DISSONANCE (18 Years Old)

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DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video

And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about

In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.

Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.

This was literally my reaction:

Interesting!

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my (admittedly self-indulgent) “true ending” scenario to madhouse starts with syir being defeated and taken into league custody away from diantha. how did this happen when syir is supposedly undefeatable? well, if lily is allowed to find a reason for bonnie to exist without any real repercussions within the story, the i say we can absolutely find a reason for diantha to be saved in rewrites/“what-if” scenarios

I think im having an ideia

Actually i had this ideia, but never managed to continue it

Maybe its time to continue my fic where my oc Bernard defeats Syir with his team.

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 4: Merry Christmas

Jaune: Ah, its Christmas time. *He says while watching The Snow falling* Witches celebrate Christmas?

Weiss: We actually celebrate The Yule day.

Ruby: Its where most Christmas traditions come from! *Being held by Blake to put the star on The Tree*

Jaune: So It Will be my First Yule then. We still get presents, right?

Weiss: Not from your kind of Santa.

Jaune: I see. And How about Yang? She is coming?

Ruby: I think she is still trying to get used to you. Because, you know. Being the mate of all 4 of us.

Blake: And you are a Witch Hunter and we... Well, we are Witches.

Jaune: Yeah... Oh, i think i have an ideia!

Weiss: And you are gonna Tell us?

Jaune: Nope. But i Will show you all, this night.

*later that night...*

Yang: Im home. *She notices Jaune near the other 3 in the Fireplace, wearing a yellow sweater.* and you still are Alive.

Jaune: Y-yang! I wanted to give you one thing. *he takes a box from the tree.* Happy Yule or something similar... Im still trying to get used to this.

*Yang raises an eyebrow, suspicious.*

Jaune: The others already have opened their presents. *Ruby shows a hat and a suitcase. Blake shows a book and Weiss shows a New bain for her Sword* Weiss made this Sweater for me.

Weiss: I thought he wanted to be cozy this Winter *blushes*

Jaune: And Ruby made me a new weapon set.

Ruby: Now he is ready for The fight.

Jaune: And Blake Gave me a book of magical species.

Blake: So he can understand us more.

Yang: Hm. And what you Will Give me?

*She opens The gift box, and sees a small Black suitcase, where It opens Into a red clothed Space.*

Jaune: Its a box to guard your gauntlets. Its Very strong so It can pack a punch. *snorts* Got It? Pack a punch?

Yang: ... *Tears start flowing*

Jaune: W-what?! Are you crying?!

Yang: Your joke...

Jaune: What?

Yang: *she starts crying and laughing* You made this perfect gift and mixed with a joke so funny! Pack a punch! Hahahahah!

*The 4 look at Yang with a confused look, before they start looking at her with a Surprised face and kisses Jaune in The lips, hugging him.*

Yang: I really loved It, Pretty Boy. Thank you.

Jaune: You're welcome. *he hugs her back, looking up* Oh. Its a Mistletoe.

Yang: A Mistletoe?

Jaune: Y-yeah. If two people are Under one, They must Kiss. And we kissed!

Ruby: So now its my turn!

Weiss: Your turn? Its actually my turn on kissing!

Blake: Fools, i got The best present so im next.

Yang: Wait a minute, im still Under The Mistletoe! So These lips are still Mine! *She grabs Jaune face, kissing him once again*

Ruby: No Fair! You kissed him 2 times already!

*The 4 girls got into a fight right after that, but It eventually things got more tranquil as They decided to share Jaune for themselves. It was a good night after this.*

*and what Yang gave to Jaune? A New bed, so If he wanted to Sleep some time alone, he could. But unfortunally, The girls liked to Sleep with him by their Side...*

Merry Christmas everyone

Literally me when a friend of mine starts wondering too deep in the rabbit hole and ask me what i know (Please dont fall in this with me):

“People only care about Lily because of her takes on Steven Universe!!”

Meanwhile, at one of my group ward recovery sessions…

Me: “So I found this video by someone called… Lily Orchard? Her friend was basically telling people to check themselves into the ward, like what the fuck?”

One of the other people there:

I dont like Netflix Bridgertons. I prefer The books.

Aí é bom!

"Ñao" PORTUGUESE SPOTTED 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

Yes, im from Brazil