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YAAS!!!!! I’m always extremely excited when this absolutely amazing woman says she’s working on a big video or releases a new Glass of Water!!! Lily, I love your work and Glass of Water has taught me so many things!! Several Glass of Waters are among my favorite videos on YouTube!!! So, in short: LONG LIVE LILY ORCHARD!!!! BLESS THIS WOMAN!!!! REPENT YOUR SINS AND BOW DOWN TO QUEEN LILY!!!!!!
PS: I just got my wisdom teeth out today, so this post has just made my day infinitely better!
PPS: Fun Fact: I’m actually currently listening to Glass of Water: YAAS QUEEN in the background.
Have you thought about doing a video on pokemon? Really anything about pokemon. I mean its clear you adore the series to an extent and it'd be interesting to hear your two cents on the series itself.
Working on a full series retrospective
0 HOURS REMAIN
(Damnit Joon I thought you were gonna set it as a premiere I had to rush to finish my final graphic of this silly gag you ruined everything how could you do this to me 😂 )
Sorry, get well soon. Dont let bad People ruin your night
I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video
And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about
In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.
Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.
This was literally my reaction:
Wow, the added context to that incident is even more stupid because it shows once again how little CD understands about TV production.
There is, in fact, no set number for how long a season of a TV show is. It's dependent on how many episodes the network orders for a season and can range from 13 to 22 to even going as far 60 (first season of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.) 13 episodes for a season isn't some new thing, either. The first season of the Simpsons was 13 episodes. Hell, the first season of Family Guy only had 7.
I really don't know what CD was trying to prove here, but she exposed herself once again as being far less knowledgeable than she tries to make herself out to be.
I think the best answer to this is that she did the equivalent to screaming at a toy just because someone didnt agreed with her
In her old tumblr she did said that she berated someone in a workplace where she worked, wich makes the behaviour she showed in the vídeo with her strawman puppet truly problematic. To be fair, what triggered me in that vídeo was her screaming like that. Remembered me about my childhood.
I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video
And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about
In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.
Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.
This was literally my reaction:
Knowing her, i wouldnt even bet. Its full certainty she will remove this part from her vídeo and then gaslight every single of her followers.
I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video
And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about
In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.
Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.
This was literally my reaction:
I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video
And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about
In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.
Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.
This was literally my reaction:
I ASK
Castlevania Sabine!
Sabine, of course, like Lily, enjoys cosplaying as a race they aren't by blackfishing with this edited anime pfp (edited one on the left):
So
Welcome to the hall of ethnic Sabine pfps (being used by people who actually ARE that race/ethnicity.)
French Canadian Sabine
(Me)
Romanian Sabine
@thetepes
Possum Sabine
@btart1313
Armenian Sabine
(Sai Discord User request)
(Gallery will update as I make them.)
Also another detail is that Castlevania games are not just games focused on beating Dracula's ass with a whip and the power of God, they are also focused on the characters being good.
For example, the game i mentioned have a subplot where the main character best friend gets possessed by the villain soul, and at some point of the game this friend give you a bracelet that your character also have one. You must get into the final boss fight using both of the bracelets to unlock the True final boss and Saving both your best friend AND your girlfriend, wich is the main reason the protagonist is there in first place.
Knowing Lily she would escape all dialogue or not bother enough in learning the tips the game give and just killing your best friend while the villain soul curses the main character and the girlfriend dies, wich is the bad ending.
Also she would call Juste Belmont Gay or claim to not even bothered to learn anything about Castlevania except the Netflix shows, which she would thrash on for multiple reasons
Lily blocked me on bluesky for this
....what a fucking pussy.
She wouldn't survive a play of any castlevania games
Specially Harmony of Dissonance, where its easy to get lost and you must explore two Different Castles at the same time
Also in Castlevania games you can get at least 3 endings in most of them and i think she wont get ANY good ending
Lily blocked me on bluesky for this
....what a fucking pussy.
Regarding the bluesky thing about Lily openly talking about exterminating People who are related to the polemics of Land Owning, she already spoke about this theme not only on her tumblr but also on her fanfics.
Just for you folks know, Lily once did a thing in TSR Lore about Aliana colonizing an isolated planet, destroying the local culture and then assimilating everyone under her views. And Aliana is seen as a hero because of the planet culture COINCIDENTELY BEING ALMOST WHAT LOTS OF PEOPLE HATE: A Religious and Patriarcal society where women had very few rights and the Church controled everything and everyone was ruled by conservative old men.
Talk about being a strawman, right?
But hey, colonization is still colonization. I have the screenshots down here.
Source:
Well, in Lily opinion colonialism isnt bad when its a Black Lesbian Woman invading an isolated and primitive planet because they have a different culture than yours then killing their leaders and submitting everyone into believing they actually saved you instead of forcing themselves upon your land.
This feel too familiar...
I'm sorry, what the FUCK happened on Bluesky?
A lot.
Literally me when a friend of mine starts wondering too deep in the rabbit hole and ask me what i know (Please dont fall in this with me):
“People only care about Lily because of her takes on Steven Universe!!”
Meanwhile, at one of my group ward recovery sessions…
Me: “So I found this video by someone called… Lily Orchard? Her friend was basically telling people to check themselves into the ward, like what the fuck?”
One of the other people there:
So Lily and Mikaila posted recently the cover of a Live they are gonna do focused on Arcane. And i must say 2 things based on this cover:
One: They are gonna bash Vi for being with Caitlyn and then call her incestuous because of hair colors and somehow the shape of Caitlyn face looking similar to her mother
Second: They are gonna simp HARD for Sevika and claim that she should have killed Heimerdinger when she got the chance. Or if not her, Ekko killing Heimerdinger after meeting him when he left home because "EVIL CAPITALIST SHOULD DIE."
All i can say for sure is this.
Be ready for the Shitstorm.
I have 3 guides resuming major points of this cursed fic lore, and im doing part 4 as a big resume of the fic itself. So dont worry, my friend, you wont need to suffer like me who read all 48 Chapters of it.
Ever read Lily's Star Wars fanfic The Sith Resurgence before?
...yes, I'm working on it...
"Actually, Sir, she recovered her account and renamed it to Call-me-CD"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Lily orchard tumblr got terminated again
Thank you for your sacrifice
Saving everyone money to read Madhouse.
Lets go with Part 3 of The Resume of The Beniko Order in The Sith Resurgence!
In part 2, i talked about both Aliana's Grandmother and Mother, but now lets talk about Aliana. How she became what she is in the fic? Well, lets say that Lily have a very different vision on how "Fixing" bad movies should go.
1-The Mother Killer
Last post i told about Tahleea working as a Slave Trafficker to have money and take care of her daughter. According to an old post of Lily, this was because Republic Money dont have value on Outer Rim (Because Prequels said so and somehow it remains the same in Sequels timeline), so she would need Hutt Money for living. But the consequences of doing so made her getting to do extreme things for her daughter. While doing these extreme things, however, she managed to have time to raise and love her daughter. When she noticed Aliana was Force Sensitive, she decided to train her to become a Sith, wich was sucessful because of Aliana being literally born on the Dark Side of The Force, a thing that came from Legends. During this training moment, Tahleea also trained teen Darth Talon, but this is a plot hole that never got fixed.
The moment where everything changed in Aliana's life was in her 14th birthday, where after leaving a job she asked her Mother to train closer to the Core, as they already had visited all worlds of Outer Rim. And because it was her birthday, Tahleea decided to do it. They went to the Corellian System, to train and explore. Ironically in this fic universe, Luke Jedi Academy was working around, and Luke Skywalker felt their presences, deciding to check-in.
And after seeing their Red Lightsabers, he knew they were Sith, so he attacked them without thinking twice.
Luke Skywalker however was not alone. No, he was with his Padawan Ben Solo, wich fought Aliana while Luke fought Tahleea.
The thing now about Luke in this fic is Lily claims Luke is not a good fighter neither a good lightsaber fighter, so Tahleea was better than him at everything, specially because both the fic and the wikia sells Tahleea as being the most powerful Sith Lord in Sequel Era. The fight however was not fair because she noticed that Ben was surprisingly strong for its age and extremely violent, also taller than Aliana, so even if Aliana was a better fighter he got the advantage in this. In fact, Ben was the main reason of Tahleea death because at some point in the fight Tahleea threw her lightsaber towards Ben to stop the fatal blow he was about to give to Aliana, and got herself disarmed and distracted, giving enough time to Luke just behead her swiftly.
After seeing this, Aliana screams in despair and gets hit in the shoulder by Ben lightsaber, falling down in the cliff they were fighting. She wakes up later, seeing that not only Luke took her mother lightsaber but he also burned her body in a cerimonial jedi pyre, leaving the planet afterwards. After seeing this, Aliana swears revenge on the Jedi and Luke Skywalker, and that is the moment according to the fic she gets her Sith Eyes.
2-Wandering 10 Years in the Space
After losing her mother, Aliana found her ship intact and met her family Droid 2V-R8, an Old Republic droid that is not only a 3000 years droid that still works after this long time but he also is the equivalent of Alfred to her.
But also, he is her Great Great Grandparent, as one of the members of the Beniko family, Darth Mecani, actually married him, but he never talked about it to any of them.
Living with 2V made her life after losing her mother slightly easier as Aliana, even being extremely good at anything related to the Sith, The Force and the history of the galaxy, was actually extremely bad at using machines, specially piloting her own ship. 2V did most of the job by taking control of machines around her, while Aliana somehow learned how to use the Force to give a boost to the Ship actual speed and resistance, making everytime she pilots her ship a cheat as she is not actually piloting it but using the Force to move it. But Aliana had to learn it alone.
After Tahleea death, Aliana spent 10 years around the Galaxy, mainly the Outer Rim as the New Republic influence was extremely weak in that region. However she did not hid herself from the galaxy but became a notorious figure to the point everyone knew her as a "Sith more cold blooded than Darth Vader", like Talon once compared her in the fic. Mostly of these 10 years are not revealed by Lily, but she said that she had 2 main Jobs during her lifetime: One being a Guard for the Zitta Bordello, an all female brothel, and the other one is working to her mother old boss Niima the Hutt, not as a slave trader anymore but on a mix of mercenary, smuggler and Bounty Hunter. However, this become a plot hole later mainly because of another part of Aliana life in these 10 years.
The part she becomes a hero somehow.
3-Hero of the Outer Rim... How?
Basically one of the biggest moments in the entire fanfic is when Aliana calls out a giant fleet to help the Resistance, claiming all members of the fleet come from planets she saved from opression and that they all decided to follow her. But not only this scene was made to disown Lando Calrissian from the history it was also made to show that Aliana was "Better at unifying the galaxy than everyone else".
But how she managed to do it?
Its implied in the timeline she made that not only she was by herself most of the time (Considering she got herself 71 booty calls during this said time), the first 4 years of her life were working with the Zitta Bordello and the other 6 years were doing lots of random stuff while working from the hutts. Lets also not forget that in 6 years she managed to become enemy of the hutts and free dozens of planets by herself while self-training and learning all by herself lots of random shit. Also she finished Talon training...
And they fucked at some point too but its ok, its Aliana, right?
Well, the fucking part may have some serious complications, mainly because of another controversy.
The SILK CONTROVERSY
4-Silk or Aliana? tw: Prostitution, Teenage Grooming mention
Silk is a character that its mentioned in the Sith Resurgence wikia, who apparently was a girl from Zitta Bordello known as to be one of the most popular girls who worked on there. But unfortunally, she disappeared, and even when Aliana Empire rose to power, she was unwilling to know about her whereabouts.
This however just wakes up more doubts specially about one thing: Silk disappeared around the same time Aliana entered in the fic timeline. This mistery also grows more in the beginning of "Scent of Engine Oil", a currently deleted and incomplete spin-off of Sith Resurgence made by Lily where in the beginning of the fic Rey recalld People on Zita Bordello calling Aliana by the name Silk, and Aliana avoiding these People by claiming she is not her. Rey dont care about this, as she doesnt wanna pressure Aliana into revealing secrets of her past, and the chapter goes onward. However, we must remember one thing.
Aliana worked in the Zita Bordello as a bouncer around her teen years. And Silk was a very required member of it. As Lily never really specified anything, we can only assume one thing...
Besides being a Bouncer, Aliana was a young sex worker.
That could explain outside of the main fic reasons why Aliana developed Depression and decided to take the drastic decision that would change her life forever.
It all started with the Sun.
5-ALIANA ALMOST THROWS HERSELF IN THE FUCKING SUN.
Around Aliana 24 years, her depression became worse, mixed with some undiagnosed health issues like autism and adhd. And because the New Republic, wich in this fic is represented as a greedy capitalism gouvernment like USA, keeps meds difficult to buy, Aliana is not fine. Her issues keeps getting worse, to the point People around the galaxy knows her as a very evil person, to the point that looking at her in a way she didnt like could cost your life. Besides, Aliana also got bad meetings with other Jedi Beside Luke, because in this fic Luke Jedi Academy managed to generate some Legends Stuff. However, Aliana killed all of them, specially those who she discovered were Jedi and didnt gave them the chance to defend themselves. In fact, at some point before Aliana felt Kylo Ren destroying the Jedi Academy, and she felt delight with it.
However, even the fall of her enemies didnt gave her peace. Aliana literally got Hunted all around the galaxy by People just because she was a Sith. No one likes them. Even though she tries to claim that she is not the same as those who caused all the pain the galaxy suffered, they wont believe her. When she try to claim that the Jedi and the Republic were using their influence to destroy a religion who did not bow to them, they didnt believed. When she tried to call herself a victim for everything that happened to her...
No.
One.
Believed.
Her.
Aliana got tired of it. Tired of everything. So she decided to do a thing: Throw herself and her ship into the sun of Jakku, consequentially destroying not only every single trace of herself but also all knowledge the members of her lineage gathered around the galaxy. However, when Aliana was about to finally get her peace, her ship broke because of a piece. Because of that single piece, Aliana had to land on Jakku.
And thats when the fanfic The Sith Resurgence starts.
And thats part 3. Sorry for being late, my life is a Mess but part 4 will be coming soon with a resume of the main fic
See you soon
We live in the worst timeline
There is now a life size gardevoir plush for sale..... oh no....
And just when Lily Orchard's revenue is in shambles.
This is so tragic.
So the solution to a Genocide-Related Problem is... Genocide?
Like, Literal Glorified Genocide?
I know People suffered in the past, but Genocide is never the solution. Nothing excuse destroying entire cultures and civilizations, specially revenge.
Look at what USA did in Middle East in name of Revenge. Or the racist groups did by the same excuse.
Genocide is NEVER OK, and never should be Glorified, and Revenge and Call for Justice shall never be excuses on Genociding Civilizations you dislike.
Damn, that was a New low even for her.
So its True... Scars and Tale of the Valkyrie... Doomsday Ascending, Stockholm...
The Lily multiverse is real
Also, did anyone know that Princess Luna killed Valithria originally? Its from one of her videos
I know Lily did not just call her fucking family guy oc self insert Roma. I know I'm not right. I know that can't be right.
Lilies, Assemble!
Meme idea "I'm assembling a team" with the shitposting Lilies of tumblr
Sorry if I accidentally included the OTHER liquid lily I don't remember which account used to be that one lol.
This is the part of the history i call "Aliana Comma Arc" or "How Rey became even more sunken in the Dark Side because her lover wasnt with her".
Let me give a resume
Basically this arc follows almost all the rest of The Last Jedi part of the fic, and basically focus on Rey being an emotional wreck after Aliana enter in Comma because of Kylo Ren impaling her guts. After doing that, Kylo started trying to Gaslight Rey by claiming he defeated the Sith Lord and now Rey didnt needed to stay with her anymore, because now she was free from her influence. When Rey was about to leave Aliana, however, Aliana begged for her not to leave her and Rey blasts Kylo with her lightning before fleeing with Aliana. Kylo survived this however, because Kylo Ren must suffer according to Lily.
Literally Aliana when she thought Rey was gonna leave her:
But how she survived being impaled? Well she pulled out of her ass a technique used by an Old Republic Sith called Darth Sion, who was literally a walking corpse who took his strenght from pain. This technique kept her alive long enough for Rey to bring her to her Ship, where she is treated by her droid. She gets healed but her droid claims that she must stay in comma for medical reasons but Suddenly she starts dying. The reason?
The Force.
How i explained before in other posts, Aliana clan is HATED by The Force. In fact, her droid even explains to everyone how every single Beniko died before reaching around 40 years old, wich dont really make sense in terms of lore but hey, she wanted The drama. Anyways, after Aliana starts dying Rey starts to search around her Ship for a solution, and she finds a thing about Dark Healing, wich in Disney Canon is how Force Healing goes.
And then Rey starts using it to save Aliana.
However the Force is too strong on trying to get rid of Aliana, so Rey is almost dying when suddenly Luke Skywalker appears in a Force projection and SACRIFICES HIS OWN LIFE TO SAVE ALIANA.
Why?
BECAUSE HE KILLED HER MOTHER AND FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!
And not, well, because Yoda made he realize something about the old jedi ways or similar. No, he felt bad about killing the Hot Slaver Mommy who "N3vEr DiD AnyTH1nG Wr0ng" after Rey almost murdered him some chapters before.
After that Luke just says Goodbye and hopes that his sacrifice maybe helps them in the future then he says goodbye to Leia and tells her to take care of them, specially Aliana. He says this exact line:
"They are good Kids, Leia."
Well, these good Kids are actually adults, and 2 of them act like vicious killers to everyone outside their small circle of friends. Anyways, after Luke dies, Aliana is healed but stays in comma, where she spends for almost 6 FUCKING CHAPTERS, while Rey literally becomes a chiuaua, trembling all the time and even threatening to kill her own allies at the minimum stress or joke (Leia is the main target most of the time). But the point that triggered me most was a part of the arc which i call
Rey discovers the truth about Aliana Mother
Let me tell you: This part is very triggering in the history.
After the events of the Battle of Crait, wich took a very different tune from the movies because of Rey Mary-Sueing the entire First Order alone but leaving because of plot reasons, the Resistance is still at very small numbers, all crammed inside Aliana ship (Because an AT-AT destroyed the Milenium Falcon), so Leia and Holdo (Who is still alive because the Holdo Manover never happened in this history) decided to talk with one of Aliana Contacts. Ironically, this said contact is a hutt.
The Hutt lets them onboard, and they are received by Darth Talon, wich was one of Aliana friend and the second sith on Galaxy, but instead of trying fighting Aliana for power she prefered to do a different job working as a mercenary for the Hutts. Talon then at some point helps Rey to find out about her origins, as she discovered that the Hutt who let them onboard was Niima the Hutt, the owner of the planet of Jakku, who in this fanfic is also alive because the bounty Hunter who killed her in the canon never managed to reach her. Rey then discovers that she was trafficked to become a slave by Aliana Mother, Darth Mayrik, however she also discovered that she was left behind on purpose by her because her original destination was a brothel.
So because of that and because was the Mother of her lover, she forgives her.
"Wow so she abandoned me on this wasteland where i had to fight every day to survive was because she wanted to protect me, what an incredible person, right?"
Well, one of the reasons this had such a peaceful outcome was because Lily didnt wanted to continue the huge drama that was being built, because some People started calling her a racist for
1-Making a character who is a woman of color suffer (like all shows she hate and she claims they do this for porn)
2-Making Rey (A White Woman) her main source of happiness.
So Lily scrapped out all the angst that was gonna be and started claiming Aliana as her favourite character where nothing bad could happen to her ever again. So when she woke up from the Comma, her Mary-Sueness got even worse.
I will talk how worse it became if you want it but now i need to sleep.
Oh wait.
Good night and Merry Christmas, with a happy New year yall.
Bye Bye
The Fatal Flaw in the Sith Resurgence: Reckless Sue-ing.
Now, if there is one thing I have ever agreed with Lorch on, it would be that 9.5 times out of 10, Mary Sue is not a real criticism. Mostly because it is the golden goose of rookie mistakes. Like, they are one of two things. So new that using it as a cudgel is just unnecessarily cruel, or they are doing it 100% on purpose, and that makes the cudgel into a limp squeaky toy at worst.
The main weakness of a Mary Sue is that it's basically impossible to sell. You're either bought it before they ever tried, or you never were going to. Past the most novice fictional storytelling, it's about selling the illusion.
To explain for anybody that needs explanation the scope of a world, the thoughts and feelings of the characters, and anything that happens is, by law of fact, a great big farce. They are words on a paper that, in the most fact of factual facts, will only ever mean anything more than words being on paper. The flashing colors on a TV screen. the lines of code in a game. So on and so forth.
Ergo, you must at least try and sell an illusion. In some way, sell it all as bigger than a line of text in a language that will eventually die. A good way that loops into my point is selling the journey as an actual ordeal and treating characters with more reverence than a set of themed Lego men. This is where a Mary Sue starts to break the illusion heavily. On some level, the story will always revolve around the main character, Sueness is when the story can't even pretend to pretend that it isn't. So yeah, this cudgel feels like it's fuckin' Mjolnir right now.
Be it her vast book reading, allowing her to match and surpass those far more gifted, or the lack of repercussions for assaulting allies for being less than eternally grateful to her. One moment shines like a shining beacon of Sueness, and ironically, it's the one thing she does to avoid it. So the showdown from Last Jedi is in full swing with Rey fighting the Knights of Ren and Alaina fighting Kylo. By the end of this fight, Alaina will be down a leg and some non-vital guts. Place your bets on how! Multiple choice edition!
Alaina while formidable, is a lesser combatant to Kylo. It was foolish to try and Solo him.
The two are evenly matched, but as is the way of fighting with tiny sun sticks, all it takes is a slip up or a momentary lapse is all it will ever take to crown a victor.
A Knight of Ren was totally about to kill Rey and Aliana HEROICALLY throws her lightsaber to save her DEARLY BELOVED from Totally actually certain death and Kylo took the opportunity to hit her with a CHEAP SHOT!
If you guessed she did three, congrats, your brain works. Seeing the rest of the story falling under the same logic train, the story gets vapid and uninteresting unless you've already decided Alaina is the best ever of all time.
Lily likes Amity and Luz from owl house and Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin, well she can’t anymore because they are both incesty. Amity wears her hair up and then later wears it down SO DOES LUZS MOM that’s obviously some kind of complex, and Vaggie is an angel and Lucifer was also an angel this basically means they are the same person Charlie is dating her dad !!!! (This is a joke about Lilys arcane take obviously these are fine)
Lily with couples she like: Perfect, not a single mistake. If you disagree you are a [Insert the insult she uses today]
Also Lily when she dislike a couple or a certain character and adds them into her hate spyral on her vídeos and tumblr: INCEEEEESSSTTTTT!!!!! KYLE RON!!!!!!!!! HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So let me tell you how the 4 timelines of Pokemadhouse works!
In this post i explained about the 2-82 universe, from the oficial list made by lily of Pokemadhouse AUS, that in total are 3.
These 3 actually.
So lets give a resume from the 4 timelines:
Prime Timeline: Pokemadhouse
This is the original comic timeline, the timeline where all events of the comic happened, and the one that "Matters" in a way.
The best timeline according to Lily, where they are all ok, having happy lives and doing what they did in the comics.
2-82 Timeline: G Brainwashes Lily
This is the Timeline from the explanation i gave before: A timeline where G Brainwashes Lily to make her her wife and turns her into a puppet wife. Its a timeline hated by both Prime!G and Prime!Lily, because they know the G from this timeline is a monster but cant do nothing because its alternative timelines rules or something similar. Either way, very few info is given about this timeline, the main thing known is that the G in this timeline is blantaly evil.
Detail: The number of this timeline is a reference to Gardevoir number Pokedex, reinforcing the ideia of G being in control of everything.
1-3 Timeline: G Dies (TW: Death Mention, Abuse Mention, Depression Mention)
This is the saddest timeline from the 4. According to it, in 2017, around the same time Lily was dating Lizzy (Called Kirsten in the comics and refered as a monster in all timelines), G died somehow. Her death affected Lily in a very bad way, because 3 years after her death she was still incapable of reforming her life, so she just had a depressive breakdown.
She gave away all her pokemon, left behind all her friends and locked herself at her own home, not leaving for anything. Its implied that she has a relationship with someone abusive because in the wiki its said that her bag eyes are Actually BLACK EYES.
Oh and the icing in the cake: G in this timeline is a Ghost. Not a Ghost type or a poltergeist but a literal ghost no one can see or touch, that haunts Lily trying to find a way to help her, but she cant. So all she can do is stay with her.
The Timeline number, 1-3, is a reference to the number 13, because this timeline is also called Bad Luck AU.
4-20 Timeline: G and Lily are Stoners
This is the calmest Timeline of the 4, and the only one where the original Owner of the Madhouse is still living his happy life. On this AU, G and Lily basically decided to travel by themselves in a hippie-like style. All they do usually is smoke weed, pot, and chill out. The title of this timeline is a joke about 420 (Too obvious)
But in this timeline its also implied that G and Lily did the "Deed" after getting extremely High, an event in the comics that its called the "Microwave Lamen incident", a mistery that was never fully explained what it was and probably never will because of them both being so fucking High all the time they dont seem to care about anything else.
In this timeline Lily dont have any other pokemon too.
That's the 4 timelines, thank you for reading until here, now im gonna back to my life.
Peace
https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just
So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.
Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.
“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”
YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.
Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.
After seeing this post from Mikaila, im now thinking she and Lily just fucking hate Arcane and are trying to spread shit to make People hate it too.
No joke this was my reaction reading this shit
This. I explain later, but its something so... Dark.
What has Lily said out of everything that's made you irrationally angry?
For me it's this
I'm a writer and it activated my fight or flight, I won't lie, and I'm a flightless bird.
Im from Brazil so let me give a resume about it: He dont follow much, he gives a quick resume about Lily hate starting with her Steven Universe vídeo and Pokemadhouse. Then he regards he dindt watched Joontheking vídeo, but the shorter vídeos that came around right after. After that he talks about Courtney and Lily and how gross this situation is and how he believes Lily did this. While that he also declares her to not be a good person and reinforces his original motiff to make this vídeo:
"Dont let other people influence on what you like or not, specially People like her"
Hope i have helped @collecterofthecritical
Must be something when people outside the US and Canada are ALSO talking about Lily and the terrible stuff she's done. And this dude is from Portugal from what I'm guessing.
Funny thing is, he's probably not the only person outside the two countries to talk about her.
Small world isn't it?