THERE WAS ONE?!

No fucking Way Bro

Mr Smoothy Dubai my beloved<3

Castlevania Order of Ecclesia... *Looking at all The bosses* Im completely fucked.

The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

Also another detail is that Castlevania games are not just games focused on beating Dracula's ass with a whip and the power of God, they are also focused on the characters being good.

For example, the game i mentioned have a subplot where the main character best friend gets possessed by the villain soul, and at some point of the game this friend give you a bracelet that your character also have one. You must get into the final boss fight using both of the bracelets to unlock the True final boss and Saving both your best friend AND your girlfriend, wich is the main reason the protagonist is there in first place.

Knowing Lily she would escape all dialogue or not bother enough in learning the tips the game give and just killing your best friend while the villain soul curses the main character and the girlfriend dies, wich is the bad ending.

Also she would call Juste Belmont Gay or claim to not even bothered to learn anything about Castlevania except the Netflix shows, which she would thrash on for multiple reasons

Lily blocked me on bluesky for this

....what a fucking pussy.

*In a Supermarket*

Nino: Wow, Juste, there's lots of Meat in the cart. Are you trying to bulk out or something?

Juste: Uh? No. This is actually for Itsuki.

Nino: Wait what?

Juste: That girl eats more than my grandpa Simon and that guy defeated Dracula twice.

About Syir, from Pokemadhouse

TW: Mentions of R4pe and Abu53

If you follow me for a while, must have seen my Pokemadhouse rage about Syir The Gardevoir.

But unfortunally i never explained WHY i hate her so much and why my blood boils when i talk about her.

So, here is the big explanation, in topics.

1-So, who is Syir and what did she do?

Syir is a character from Poke Madhouse, a now deleted pokemon comic made by Lily and Mikaila Orchard that talks about a pokemon world and the lives of their ocs and their pokemon in a house.

In this world Gardevoirs are the most dangerous and powerful species of pokemon, and Syir is a Female Gardevoir whose trainer is nothless than Diantha, The Kalos Champion.

And not only that, she and Diantha are implied on being in a relationship, wich in Poke Madhouse world is seen as the worst crime a person can do, even if its consensual. Gardevoirs are the biggest victims in this, as Lily even said People call them "The Waifu Pokemon", and doesnt help they do a thing called Mating Bond, where they use their psych powers to fuse their lives together.

And in this case, if you think they have a very good relationship...

ITS NOT WHAT HAPPENS HERE.

Diantha in the comics is coerced by her Gardevoir into sexual relationships, even using her psych powers to rape her. And she cant escape or cut the bond, as Syir use it to control and track her, like a leash. Also, Syir kills anyone who discovers about the True nature of their relationship, and its implied in some comics that everyone knows the nature of their relationship but dont do anything in fear of getting killed next.

2-Why no one tried to stop her?

A thing from Poke Madhouse is that Gardevoirs are in risk of extinction and have very short lifespans because of excessive breeding to get perfect Gardevoirs and shinies (Basically Lily dissing People who do this). So they are an endangered species. Also, this was Lily decision, without any reason besides "why not?"

There were at least 3 People who gave reasonable plans to defeat her. Poison, Guns, attack with pokemons with type advantage. All good and reasonable things within pokemon universe. However, all Lily answered them was a meme.

This meme

Basically, the answer to everyone wanting to defeat Syir. Literally a "You cant" in form of a bad meme.

Lily says that Syir is too powerful and evil to be defeated, to the point there's nothing anyone can do. Even G and C!Lily couldnt. Hell even Bonnie cant stop her, lily said that if they met Bonnie would cry and hide.

Actually, this will be the final topic, the reason i hate her.

3-Snitches get Stitches

In 2020, Lily added a thing in Madhouse wikia Page of Syir, currently deleted by her. She added a small lore info about Diantha and Syir.

Diantha one day managed to escape Syir and tried to find Help on the last person who tried to stop her Gardevoir: C!Lily.

C!Lily was an enforcer, a kind of pokemon cop, who really tried to stop Syir. However, Syir almost murdered both her and G, wich made C!Lily abandon all investigation she made, and made her terrified of Syir.

Diantha begged her for help, to find a way to save her. But C!Lily didnt wanted to help, because Syir threatened to kill everyone who she loved if she tried anything.

So what C!Lily did?

She gave Diantha back to Syir.

She GAVE. AN ABUSE VICTIM. BACK TO ITS ABUSER.

Now you get it why i feel so much hate towards her?

I dont care about any drama of hers, i cant EXCUSE THAT SHE WROTE SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND WANTS ME TO LIKE HER CHARACTERS.

TO LIKE G, C!LILY OR ANYONE ELSE.

She May have deleted the original pages and only left the nuke attack she gave to Syir.

But i will never forget what she did.

And i will never forgive.

Wait a minute this is Surrender to Madness from Poke madhouse?!

since it won't be coming any time soon, here's asylum!g's StM surrogate replacement form

Thinking of a name for it, running for 'Unshackled.' lots of chains and shit.

It hurts both Sandra AND Gardevoir to pull it off, but it provides a substantial overall boost to Gardevoir. They can't use it for much of a crutch, or any more than like once for a short time sometimes, it just hurts them way too much

But i do!

Bet you won't give Jaune Rex-Splode's death from Invincible

You're so right. I don't like Invincible.

big day today

I watched Lily orchard/CD-Call New video

And i will not give much bigger spoilers so i will just leave this here to you to give your opinions about

In a resume, at a small part of the vídeo, Lily puppet slaps Pixie and screams at her for calling the number of 13 episodes a season. Its a very uncomfortable scene with no music and nothing, just violence.

Maybe just me but this still makes me trembles a bit. Just... Made me think about bad stuff.

This was literally my reaction:

Lily likes Amity and Luz from owl house and Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin, well she can’t anymore because they are both incesty. Amity wears her hair up and then later wears it down SO DOES LUZS MOM that’s obviously some kind of complex, and Vaggie is an angel and Lucifer was also an angel this basically means they are the same person Charlie is dating her dad !!!! (This is a joke about Lilys arcane take obviously these are fine)

Lily with couples she like: Perfect, not a single mistake. If you disagree you are a [Insert the insult she uses today]

Also Lily when she dislike a couple or a certain character and adds them into her hate spyral on her vídeos and tumblr: INCEEEEESSSTTTTT!!!!! KYLE RON!!!!!!!!! HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!