RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU
Short history: Pamper
Witch hunter Jaune: Blake...
Faunus Witch Blake: ...
Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?
Blake: ... *She turns her back to him, turning into her human form again and leaving*
Jaune: Did i said something wrong?
Fire Witch Yang: Oh yeah. She is upset with you.
Jaune: What? Why?
Yang: I wont tell. You know what you did. *She Pats his head* Good Luck with that, Witch Hunter. Im gonna take Ruby from the Hunt. Pats up!
*Jaune looks confused at Yang, touching where Yang patted him and wondering why she said that. Suddenly he realized what he did to upset Blake.*
Jaune: Oh. How did i forgot about that.
*He goes outside, where Blake is reading under a tree, and stretches it hand towards her, hesitant if it was really that what upset her. Blake just move her head towards him, smiling.*
Blake: Took you quite long to take the message.
Jaune: It would be easier if you just told me you wanted a headpat.
Blake: You always give me a headpat before going to work, you dum-dum. You didnt gave me one this morning.
Jaune: Sorry, i was late and so in hurry... But this wont happen again. And if it does, i will give you as many headpats as you want, and your favourite tuna and-
Blake: Jaune.
*She takes the hand from her head and put it on her face, while looking at him with a gentle smile. Jaune blushes at her look, but still caresses her face.*
Blake: When you will get that i just want you to pamper me?
Jaune: But you never want to be pampered.
Blake: Not in front of the others, dum-dum. I want you to pamper me when you are alone with me. I want headpats, caresses... *She gives a sly smile* And other things.
Jaune: *He blushes hard, nervous and shy* A-ah i maybe can give you these things...
Blake: I dont want a maybe. *She grabs his shirt, pulling him closer* I want a Yes or No. And i wont be a good kitty if you give me a no.
Jaune: And what if i dont want you to be a good kitty?
*Blake gives him a mischievous smile, caressing his face and putting him closer to the tree, while purring loudly.*
Blake: Then i will be a very very bad kitty.
*As they are about to share a Kiss, they hear a loud boom coming from the forest, and the voices of the other 3 members of this weird family. And they are not happy*
Ruby: See?! I told you these grenades would make a very big caboom!
Weiss: YOU CABOOMED MY HAIR, YOU DOLT!
Yang: Caboomed! Hahahaha! Imagine Cabooming a Witch Hunter with these!
Ruby: Jaune did a Caboom in me Last Night.
Weiss: Not that kind of Caboom *Blushes*.
Jaune: Seems like they are having fun without us. *He notices that the grip of Blake got stronger, and that she is trembling.* Blake? Are you ok?
Blake: This... Sound made me think on a bad time. Involving Faunus and Knights from the royal guard. *She stayed closer to him, still trembling.* I cant feel my legs. I...
Jaune: Hold on. *He kneels for a bit, lifting her up and carrying her in her arms in a bridal style.* There. You feel better?
Blake: ... A little. *She looks to the side, blushing slightly.* You didnt needed to do that, you know.
Jaune: But you wanted to be pampered, right?
Blake: Maybe...
Jaune: I can put you on ground if you want-
Blake: Put me on ground and i will turn you into a frog.
Jaune: O-ok...
Blake: Now carry me to our room. I want to be pampered in a comfier place.
Jaune: Aye aye, captain.
Blake: Good boy.
Fuck this Chain
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
Lets fucking try this one
GLOMP
Wolf!Ruby: Hey Jaune.
Wolf!Jaune: No.
Wolf!Ruby: I didnt even said it yet!
Wolf!Jaune: But i know what you are gonna do. The moment i ask What, you are gonna Nom my face again. Im not falling into that.
Wolf!Ruby: Well... then you dont wanna know that New thing i learned.
Wolf!Jaune: New thing? *Turning around to look at her*
Wolf!Ruby: A thing Nora teached me... Its called... Glomp.
Wolf!Jaune: What's Glomp?
Wolf!Ruby: GLOMP TO NOM YOUR FACE!
Wolf!Jaune: You Tricked me!
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: Betrayed once more!
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: Now you are trying to swallow my face and its cuddling up with me.
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
Wolf!Jaune: ... I can accept that.
Wolf!Ruby: Nom.
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slight orrection to that last anon’s ask: gyra (the male pokemon in a relationship with his trainer) was not a gallade, but a male gardevoir.
which makes this funnier (in a horrible way), because lily hates gallade for being “unnecessary” and claims that it only exists because people can’t accept that gardevoir can be male. and yet the only male gardevoir in her comic is in an illegal relationship, is traumatically separated from his partner by the main protagonist, and spends the rest of his days suicidally depressed in a sanctuary— all in service of comic!lily’s backstory. he doesn’t even appear in the comic outside of a passing mention during the lead-up to bonnie, and no one appears to be remotely sympathetic to his situation.
according to the wiki, apparently comic!lily told g about him, but she made it all about how the nikolai/gyra case made her re-evaluate her perspective on pokemon/trainer relationships.
There's also a thing from The old blog of hers that it was a full scene she wrote where C!Lily basically preaches to a girl and a Gardevoir how their relationship was actually abusive even if it was all consented because it was a "Power Play", like even if they loved eachother she was her trainer and she was a pokemon "Enslaved" by her, so even if there was a real relationship its still abusive. So she literally threatens to give them the same fate Gyra had if they dont break the bond and if she not release her Gardevoir in 24 hours, and when the Gardevoir tried to fight back G just did a Syir and while holding her throat with her claws reinforces what lily said.
I need to find the print on my gallery but its a very big hipocrisy from her.
Literally ep 7
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