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GLOMP

A Nom Sequel

Wolf!Ruby: Hey Jaune.

Wolf!Jaune: No.

Wolf!Ruby: I didnt even said it yet!

Wolf!Jaune: But i know what you are gonna do. The moment i ask What, you are gonna Nom my face again. Im not falling into that.

Wolf!Ruby: Well... then you dont wanna know that New thing i learned.

Wolf!Jaune: New thing? *Turning around to look at her*

Wolf!Ruby: A thing Nora teached me... Its called... Glomp.

Wolf!Jaune: What's Glomp?

Wolf!Ruby: GLOMP TO NOM YOUR FACE!

Wolf!Jaune: You Tricked me!

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: Betrayed once more!

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: Now you are trying to swallow my face and its cuddling up with me.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

Wolf!Jaune: ... I can accept that.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom.

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Short history: Pamper

*Its a normal day in the house of the 4 witches. Jaune got a job in a nearby Village, and today he is back from work. But for some reason, Blake is staring at Jaune with a cold stare in the form of a cat, and giving him a cold shoulder. And Jaune dont know why.*

Witch hunter Jaune: Blake...

Faunus Witch Blake: ...

Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?

Blake: ... *She turns her back to him, turning into her human form again and leaving*

Jaune: Did i said something wrong?

Fire Witch Yang: Oh yeah. She is upset with you.

Jaune: What? Why?

Yang: I wont tell. You know what you did. *She Pats his head* Good Luck with that, Witch Hunter. Im gonna take Ruby from the Hunt. Pats up!

*Jaune looks confused at Yang, touching where Yang patted him and wondering why she said that. Suddenly he realized what he did to upset Blake.*

Jaune: Oh. How did i forgot about that.

*He goes outside, where Blake is reading under a tree, and stretches it hand towards her, hesitant if it was really that what upset her. Blake just move her head towards him, smiling.*

Blake: Took you quite long to take the message.

Jaune: It would be easier if you just told me you wanted a headpat.

Blake: You always give me a headpat before going to work, you dum-dum. You didnt gave me one this morning.

Jaune: Sorry, i was late and so in hurry... But this wont happen again. And if it does, i will give you as many headpats as you want, and your favourite tuna and-

Blake: Jaune.

*She takes the hand from her head and put it on her face, while looking at him with a gentle smile. Jaune blushes at her look, but still caresses her face.*

Blake: When you will get that i just want you to pamper me?

Jaune: But you never want to be pampered.

Blake: Not in front of the others, dum-dum. I want you to pamper me when you are alone with me. I want headpats, caresses... *She gives a sly smile* And other things.

Jaune: *He blushes hard, nervous and shy* A-ah i maybe can give you these things...

Blake: I dont want a maybe. *She grabs his shirt, pulling him closer* I want a Yes or No. And i wont be a good kitty if you give me a no.

Jaune: And what if i dont want you to be a good kitty?

*Blake gives him a mischievous smile, caressing his face and putting him closer to the tree, while purring loudly.*

Blake: Then i will be a very very bad kitty.

*As they are about to share a Kiss, they hear a loud boom coming from the forest, and the voices of the other 3 members of this weird family. And they are not happy*

Ruby: See?! I told you these grenades would make a very big caboom!

Weiss: YOU CABOOMED MY HAIR, YOU DOLT!

Yang: Caboomed! Hahahaha! Imagine Cabooming a Witch Hunter with these!

Ruby: Jaune did a Caboom in me Last Night.

Weiss: Not that kind of Caboom *Blushes*.

Jaune: Seems like they are having fun without us. *He notices that the grip of Blake got stronger, and that she is trembling.* Blake? Are you ok?

Blake: This... Sound made me think on a bad time. Involving Faunus and Knights from the royal guard. *She stayed closer to him, still trembling.* I cant feel my legs. I...

Jaune: Hold on. *He kneels for a bit, lifting her up and carrying her in her arms in a bridal style.* There. You feel better?

Blake: ... A little. *She looks to the side, blushing slightly.* You didnt needed to do that, you know.

Jaune: But you wanted to be pampered, right?

Blake: Maybe...

Jaune: I can put you on ground if you want-

Blake: Put me on ground and i will turn you into a frog.

Jaune: O-ok...

Blake: Now carry me to our room. I want to be pampered in a comfier place.

Jaune: Aye aye, captain.

Blake: Good boy.

*And so, our boy Jaune just had a very normal day. With lots of pampering for Blake this time. But only time will say what other next surprises will come for them.*

*Good night and i see you next time.*

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RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*

Jaune: *Panting*

Cinder: *running after him using her Flames like turbins*: GET BACK HERE JAUNE!

Jaune: Leave me alone! *Runs Into a building*

Cinder: JAUNE AAAARRRRCCC!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! *She gets on all fours and start climbing The building like a Spider in The wall* IM GONNA HUNT YOU UNTIL THE EDGES OF THE WORLD!

Jaune: *On top of The building* I think i escaped her- *Cinder Jumpscares him* OH SH-

My Ex lives here.

Jaune and Cinder are on a date (forced by Cinder) while walking down the street.

Jaune: *Stops* Hey, my ex lives there.

Cinder: *Stops to look* Darling, that's my house.

She turns to look at him, but Jaune was already running half a kilometer away from her.