Rwby Jaune Arc - Blog Posts

In an Alternative Universe...

Beacon, Training Grounds

Second Day of the Evil RWBY Alternates Invasion

Evil Alternative Yang: *Breaking another Fake Penny Robot.* Oh man, if it were so easy to take a polendina out...

Fake Robot Penny: Well, i had to be creative to fight you!

Evil Yang: Yeah you had. But fortunally for me, i heard your snorting coming very close to HERE!

*Evil Yang punches a Wall, grabbing Penny by the neck and lifting her above the ground. As she smiles, suddenly her face gets punched by a glowing fist. Jaune is there, with his aura activated, panting as he stands between Pennt and Evil Yang*

Jaune: Penny, get Nora and Ren and leave this place!

Penny: I wont leave you!

Jaune: You must to!

Nora: Im sorry, Penny *Carrying her and Ren out of the place*

Evil Yang: Oh look who is there... A young hero.

Jaune: I am not a hero... *Entering in position* Just someone who is gonna kick your faker ass out.

Evil Yang: The Yang from this timeline must be such a wimp to let you stay alive!

*Evil Yang attacks Jaune with powerful punches, Jaune protecting himself with his shield and trying to cut Evil Yang with his sword. Suddenly, Evil Yang breakes Jaune Sword with a powerful fire shot, destroying his armor with another punch and shooting Fire straight on his chest, exposing his ribs. Jaune screams in pain as Evil Yang takes his shield away, grabbing his neck. She smiles, wickedly.*

Evil Yang: I am gonna make you die slowly. While your aura restores your weak body, im gonna go after your team and rip them limb by limb.

Jaune: *Bleeding through his mouth, looking at her while pressing his fingers inside his open wound, groaning* I... Will stop you...

Evil Yang: How you think you can stop me? Your semblance enhance things, not destroy them.

Jaune: Actually... This enhancement means i can enhance certain things in my body too. Like... The quantity of Water and Sodium in certain things-!

Evil Yang: Bullshit! What you have to cause such a reaction?!

Jaune: Only one thing... *He grabs her human arm, while his face starts glowing.* MY ENTIRE FUCKING SKELETON, DUMBASS!

*Outside the Beacon*

Ruby: JAUNE! *Arriving with the rest of her team*

Nora: STAY BACK! *pointing her Hammer at them*

Penny: Stop! They are not one of them.

Weiss: Where is he? Where is Jaune?

*They all remain Silent, as Ruby kneels down on ground, looking at the burning explosion site with a horrified expression, tears flowing through her face. Blake and Yang hold themselves close, while Weiss look at the place with her mouth covered by her hand.*

*Penny look at them, only saying one thing.*

Penny: Im sorry.

SOUP

Blake: What is this?

Yang: Soup. Ruby and Jaune made for me.

Blake: It smells good. Can i taste it?

Yang: I would not.

Blake: Come on, it cant be that bad.

Yang: Its not bad, its delicious. *She takes a spoon* Its just too...

*Blake put her mouth on the spoon, drinking it. Suddenly...*

Blake: AAAAHHHHHH *Spitting fire*

Yang: ...Too Spicy.

Blake: I NEED MILK!!!!!!!

Jaune: *Watching with Ruby in the Kitchen* I told you we shouldnt put that much Hot sauce.

Ruby: But Yang loves it hot!

Blake: AND I DO NOT!!!!!!!

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*

Jaune: *Panting*

Cinder: *running after him using her Flames like turbins*: GET BACK HERE JAUNE!

Jaune: Leave me alone! *Runs Into a building*

Cinder: JAUNE AAAARRRRCCC!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! *She gets on all fours and start climbing The building like a Spider in The wall* IM GONNA HUNT YOU UNTIL THE EDGES OF THE WORLD!

Jaune: *On top of The building* I think i escaped her- *Cinder Jumpscares him* OH SH-

My Ex lives here.

Jaune and Cinder are on a date (forced by Cinder) while walking down the street.

Jaune: *Stops* Hey, my ex lives there.

Cinder: *Stops to look* Darling, that's my house.

She turns to look at him, but Jaune was already running half a kilometer away from her.