Jaune: *Panting*

Jaune: *Panting*

Cinder: *running after him using her Flames like turbins*: GET BACK HERE JAUNE!

Jaune: Leave me alone! *Runs Into a building*

Cinder: JAUNE AAAARRRRCCC!!!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME! *She gets on all fours and start climbing The building like a Spider in The wall* IM GONNA HUNT YOU UNTIL THE EDGES OF THE WORLD!

Jaune: *On top of The building* I think i escaped her- *Cinder Jumpscares him* OH SH-

My Ex lives here.

Jaune and Cinder are on a date (forced by Cinder) while walking down the street.

Jaune: *Stops* Hey, my ex lives there.

Cinder: *Stops to look* Darling, that's my house.

She turns to look at him, but Jaune was already running half a kilometer away from her.

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11 months ago

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*


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1 month ago

I'm a little lost. Who is Pixie and who is Phoenix? What was the context?

Basically Lily made 2 ocs for a vídeo about dark média fandom vs normal fandom and normally uses them as Strawmen for her arguments about fandoms from different media. She made them before changing to CD.

In the new vídeo she is talking about episodes of the show and Pixie tells that the show would have 2 seasons 13 episodes each and then she slaps Pixie in the face and start screaming at her saying that 13 or 8 episodes dont make a season but 26 does.

Like yeah its totally dumb for me to express concern for fictional characters, but the moment itself its not a joke. The music stops, the character is terrified and cd puppet is just pointing at her face and staring at her angry. The tone of voice, the pointing, made me feel... Scared. L

And in the end with the note that not only she did not get punished for getting physical and the victim is blamed for "you Deadnamed her you deserved it" made me realize that its what CD fantasizes about: To assault People and threaten them without any consequences just because they disagree with her and are "mean".

She Is in her 30s and with this behaviour and mentality? Its horrible


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8 months ago

How dare you call any of these scrap

Real.

Real.

1 year ago

RWBY: JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

In this World, Witches are the enemies of Humanity. Jaune Arc is a Witch Hunter (Apparently), member of an Order dedicated to eliminate The Witches. Today, Jaune is going after The mission of defeating The Red Witch Ruby...

*Jaune walks around The Forest, Sword on one Hand, a Shield in Another, and Aura surrounding its body. Suddenly, he hears something. Something moved in The Woods. He assumes a fighting instance when suddenly...*

Ruby: SURPRISE ATTACK! *She jumps in Jaune from The side, making him Fall and staying on top of his belly. She is a White skinned girl with short Dark hair, and she is wearing a red dress* Yay, i got you!

Jaune: Gah! *Looks at her, trying to get up* Its you! The Red Witch Ruby Rose!

Ruby: Yeah That's me. *Smiles* by your paladin armor i assume you are a Witch Hunter, right?

Jaune: Yes i am *points his Sword at her chest* Prepare to die, Witch!

Ruby: Wow, That's a Nice Sword! One-hand, leaf-shaped Blade... *She touches The Blade, her Smile fading a bit* wait a minute...

*with one swipe she Takes The Sword from Jaune's Hand. He is Surprised, because he was holding It Very fiercefully, and she Just took It off his Hand with Very simple easiness. With another look, she points his Sword at him.*

Ruby: You are not a Witch Hunter!

Jaune: I am!

Ruby: Liar! This is The Sword of a squire Witch Hunter! And look at your armor! Its... Rusty.

*Jaune Bite his underlip, taking off his helmet and revealing his beautiful Young face and short Blonde Hair. Ruby looks at him with a small light in her eyes, but Jaune is blushing in Shame.*

Jaune: Fine. Its True. Im still a Witch Hunter apprentice. I Heard that you were in these Woods so i came to find you. Maybe i could show Master Glynda that i am more than Just... A Clumsy Stupid Boy.

Ruby: Wow she is so cruel to you...

Jaune: Everyone is. Im trying so hard to prove myself but i cant even kill a Witch! End me Quick, Please.

*Ruby look at Jaune face with an Innocent expression. Then she throws his Sword away and lifts him above The ground, an impressive feat for someone so short in comparison to the young Witch Hunter apprentice.*

Ruby: Up and Go, and with me you Go.

Jaune: Hey Hey Hey put me down!

Ruby: Nope. You are now Mine. The Witch Hunters look like bad Guys. So im gonna be the good Guy in your life!

Jaune: But i dont want to be friends with a Witch! Im a Witch Hunter.

Ruby: Too bad that you are Very pretty for me to care~

Jaune: Somebody help me!

Ruby: Scream all you want. These Woods are so thick no one will Hear you.

*as They disappear in The Woods, 3 lights shine in The sky. One yellow, one White and one Black. Those 3 lights all Go for The same Direction in The Woods. Those are also 3 Witches, who dont know Their friend Ruby is bringing their mortal enemy with them...*

TO BE CONTINUED...


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8 months ago

Lets give it a try

brunossan - Mestre Bruno

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5 months ago

In my case, fanfics.

I write a lot of them

I have a Ben 10 one that im translating to english so if anyone wanna know about it, im open to asks.

In My Case, Fanfics.

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic


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3 months ago

I dont even know 90% of the lore but how Jaune Arc ruined your day?

I Dont Even Know 90% Of The Lore But How Jaune Arc Ruined Your Day?
Confession #254

Confession #254


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6 months ago

Happened to me once. A friend of mine use AI to base his characters appearences. Myself suck at drawing but im a good writer so i would never use AI to write.

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do


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5 months ago

Im from Brazil so let me give a resume about it: He dont follow much, he gives a quick resume about Lily hate starting with her Steven Universe vídeo and Pokemadhouse. Then he regards he dindt watched Joontheking vídeo, but the shorter vídeos that came around right after. After that he talks about Courtney and Lily and how gross this situation is and how he believes Lily did this. While that he also declares her to not be a good person and reinforces his original motiff to make this vídeo:

"Dont let other people influence on what you like or not, specially People like her"

Hope i have helped @collecterofthecritical

Im From Brazil So Let Me Give A Resume About It: He Dont Follow Much, He Gives A Quick Resume About Lily

Must be something when people outside the US and Canada are ALSO talking about Lily and the terrible stuff she's done. And this dude is from Portugal from what I'm guessing.

Funny thing is, he's probably not the only person outside the two countries to talk about her.

Small world isn't it?


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5 months ago
After Seeing This Post From Mikaila, Im Now Thinking She And Lily Just Fucking Hate Arcane And Are Trying

After seeing this post from Mikaila, im now thinking she and Lily just fucking hate Arcane and are trying to spread shit to make People hate it too.

No joke this was my reaction reading this shit

After Seeing This Post From Mikaila, Im Now Thinking She And Lily Just Fucking Hate Arcane And Are Trying

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