RWBY: JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU
*Jaune walks around The Forest, Sword on one Hand, a Shield in Another, and Aura surrounding its body. Suddenly, he hears something. Something moved in The Woods. He assumes a fighting instance when suddenly...*
Ruby: SURPRISE ATTACK! *She jumps in Jaune from The side, making him Fall and staying on top of his belly. She is a White skinned girl with short Dark hair, and she is wearing a red dress* Yay, i got you!
Jaune: Gah! *Looks at her, trying to get up* Its you! The Red Witch Ruby Rose!
Ruby: Yeah That's me. *Smiles* by your paladin armor i assume you are a Witch Hunter, right?
Jaune: Yes i am *points his Sword at her chest* Prepare to die, Witch!
Ruby: Wow, That's a Nice Sword! One-hand, leaf-shaped Blade... *She touches The Blade, her Smile fading a bit* wait a minute...
*with one swipe she Takes The Sword from Jaune's Hand. He is Surprised, because he was holding It Very fiercefully, and she Just took It off his Hand with Very simple easiness. With another look, she points his Sword at him.*
Ruby: You are not a Witch Hunter!
Jaune: I am!
Ruby: Liar! This is The Sword of a squire Witch Hunter! And look at your armor! Its... Rusty.
*Jaune Bite his underlip, taking off his helmet and revealing his beautiful Young face and short Blonde Hair. Ruby looks at him with a small light in her eyes, but Jaune is blushing in Shame.*
Jaune: Fine. Its True. Im still a Witch Hunter apprentice. I Heard that you were in these Woods so i came to find you. Maybe i could show Master Glynda that i am more than Just... A Clumsy Stupid Boy.
Ruby: Wow she is so cruel to you...
Jaune: Everyone is. Im trying so hard to prove myself but i cant even kill a Witch! End me Quick, Please.
*Ruby look at Jaune face with an Innocent expression. Then she throws his Sword away and lifts him above The ground, an impressive feat for someone so short in comparison to the young Witch Hunter apprentice.*
Ruby: Up and Go, and with me you Go.
Jaune: Hey Hey Hey put me down!
Ruby: Nope. You are now Mine. The Witch Hunters look like bad Guys. So im gonna be the good Guy in your life!
Jaune: But i dont want to be friends with a Witch! Im a Witch Hunter.
Ruby: Too bad that you are Very pretty for me to care~
Jaune: Somebody help me!
Ruby: Scream all you want. These Woods are so thick no one will Hear you.
*as They disappear in The Woods, 3 lights shine in The sky. One yellow, one White and one Black. Those 3 lights all Go for The same Direction in The Woods. Those are also 3 Witches, who dont know Their friend Ruby is bringing their mortal enemy with them...*
TO BE CONTINUED...
YES! FINALLY SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT SYIR, THAT MONSTER LILY MADE
responding to anon talking abt syir (diantha’s gardevoir): lily presents syir as a sort of “evil counterpart to g” and “everything she’s afraid of becoming” because she forced diantha into a relationship and abuses her, but this falls flat in my opinion because g is still just as bad as syir in many regards.
g forced a mating bond on comic!lily without her knowledge and in a state where she couldn’t consent (and would get comic!lily in serious legal trouble if anyone found out), is violently possessive over comic!lily to the point of threatening her friends and partners, saw a ralts bonding with comic!lily as a threat to their relationship and nearly attacked her despite acknowledging that ralts are children for her species, created a baby without comic!lily’s consent, “forcibly silenced” anyone who found out about her and comic!lily’s mating bond, and has physically assaulted/threatened comic!lily multiple times.
(side note: syir and diantha never properly appeared in the comic, only being discussed in a since-deleted set of articles on the poke-madhouse wiki. but at one point when the character lacey beaulieu questions comic!lily about her relationship with g, comic!lily gets indignant and insists she hasn’t “pulled a diantha”— implying it’s diantha’s fault that she’s trapped in an abusive relationship with a creature who holds full physical/psychic power over her. and that’s really fucked up.)
That's a ridiculously dark set of headcannon, especially since Diantha is doing alright in the games.
So i have been thinking in doing an voting poll
This will be a first try so lets go
Carmilla in the book is an infinitely more compelling character.
All that i read about her was that part she bit Laura chest when she was Seven, caused Laura mother's Death, haunted her Dreams at night, killed the daughter of a guy and lots of other women and tried to gaslit Laura into Fleeing with her.
But i still need to fully read the book and at this point im going to use the link of the previous anon to read it in english, because fuck me on trying find it translated.
You are free to give me your opinions on Carmilla too.
I watched the vídeo (Had many breaks because there were points i was like angering myself much) and when they talked about "Making a history where Skara kills Hunter and joins Willow, Luz and Amity in a poly relationship" i was like
DONT PULL A SITH RESURGENCE ON HIM, LILY! THE OWL HOUSE DONT DESERVE THIS FATE!
• Thanks To Them
• For The Future
• Watching And Dreaming
You Jaune stans are a stain on the fandom.
Pathetic.
Me who never truly watched Rwby (Except for clips and season 8) but got into The fandom because of some tumblers and their memes seeing this:
Guess im Gonna receive more of this soon
I have 3 guides resuming major points of this cursed fic lore, and im doing part 4 as a big resume of the fic itself. So dont worry, my friend, you wont need to suffer like me who read all 48 Chapters of it.
Ever read Lily's Star Wars fanfic The Sith Resurgence before?
THERE WAS ONE?!
Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos Advertisement for the RWBY mobile game created by Bilibili (cancelled)
After seeing this post from Mikaila, im now thinking she and Lily just fucking hate Arcane and are trying to spread shit to make People hate it too.
No joke this was my reaction reading this shit
Ok and now what?
if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab