I Love Him

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

jokes aside they’re really fun to eat if you fill them with stuff like a ravioli

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

that shit is 3/5ths of my height

splg... slp.. splatg..... splatooomn..

aheem.. heem whimper

history repeats itself

this is what I think every time I read this part

i want to draw and i CAN DRAW but ONLY in that STUPID BLOCKY ROBLOX STYLE AND NOTHING ELSE 

sorry for spam liking your posts im autistic and it was shiny