Nothing Scares You More Than A Person Pulling Up To Ur Front Door And Gravely Announcing That Your Beloved

Falin..

jokes aside they’re really fun to eat if you fill them with stuff like a ravioli

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

The four heads of the wyrm god

the bowl paradox

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

make them french

I love my characters so much, I wish I could draw

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

or make my ashes into a snowglobe

all thats in the coffin is a me snowglobe

My heart cannot contain the love I have for you

It is spilling out into my soul

the weirdest shit happens on tumblr huh

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros