It Leaves

jokes aside they’re really fun to eat if you fill them with stuff like a ravioli

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

i have a 8 page essay due in 2 hours and have not started 

if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a T-wrecks

Took a selfie, thought I looked cute

Might delete later

crab

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

that shit is 3/5ths of my height

the little guy

Joltik found thiz a long time ago.

Hello! Do you happen to know if it's possible for two (or more) people to be dungeon lord at the same time? I feel like it was mentioned somewhere but I can't remember where

Pretty sure it's not possible, since Laios becoming the dungeon lord made so Marcille wasn't one anymore, and the Canaries talk about how someone new becoming a Dungeon Lord is one of the ways to stop being one.

I tried to look for a more direct reference but I don't remember, these two are the best I got (chapter 86 and 88)

helllo? i am under da water!!111! pls help me!11!1!

My heart cannot contain the love I have for you

It is spilling out into my soul