I Like Being A Trans Man. I Have The Average Strength Of A Cis Man Without The Exploitable Weakness Of

oh my god it looks like a living ketchup filled straw

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

history repeats itself

i stole a sheep palm pal from a gas station

Source ~ Palm Pals

Luna Bat by Aurora

jokes aside they’re really fun to eat if you fill them with stuff like a ravioli

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

slay what u wanna slay

im late to the party but in chinese culture we sometimes ice brew tea (aka using icecubes to slowly brew tea, brings out the sweetness) 

so would i be the pig or the person breaking the pig

when you block someone you should have to battle their icon to the death in a small 8-bit rpg fight and if you lose you have to follow them

Falin..

the weirdest shit happens on tumblr huh

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

it leaves