Robert Sean Leonard In House, M.D. | “Swan Song” (2012).

get you a man who'd lie to the cops about your forgery to obtain narcotics

house md is the only fandom by far that i like because I hate all of them but I also love them. like chase, i fucking hate your guts, but I also love you. you're so pathetic. cameron, get a grip, you're falling apart girl. you also scare me. foreman, you're just a dick. i fucking love that. wilson, you're also falling apart, like real bad. also, you're gay as hell, stop getting married. lisa cuddy.....you're the only i like. but you're also a pushover sometimes, but I'll forgive you. and oh. do we even have to talk about house. no. no we don't.

if tumblr deletes my drafts one more time I think my head is going to explode

WHY can I not post my own drafts 💔

tumblr please the asks need responses ☹️

if anyone knows how to fix this please lmk because it is driving me CRAZY

i HATE TWINK WILSON I HATE TWINK WILSON SO SO SO MUCH I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

There is something so beautiful and enticing about wilson without a jaw line

He looks like a beautiful woman from the renaissance

Breeding kink wilson !!!!!! Poke a hole in the condom wilson !!!!!!! “ive got a vasectomy” knowing damn well he hasn’t wilson!!!!!!! he wants kids and to see u pregnant soooooo baaaad i need that mmf 😕 ESPECIALLY IF THE READER IS MYCH YOUNGER THAN HIM

-🎏 anon

a new sexy anon we love to see it

yk what...HELL YEAHH

im usually not a big fan of breeding kinks, but it fits wilson sooo well

YES YES YES to the younger woman. he is sooo the type to date women half his age (I have a draft of this that im working on right now)

can we talk about vasectomys for a second. because why is that lowk so hot... like after you have kids, a man getting a vasectomy without you asking him to is so fucking hot.

anon i raise you this, breeding kink "i brought condoms" Wilson x "im taking my birth control" reader. idk if this makes sense to anyone but me. you're trying to baby trap him because he's hot, older, takes care of you, and an ONCOLOGIST (money money money) he's trying to get you pregnant because:

a. he wants kids

b. he wants to see you pregnant, and know that he did that to you.

c. he needs to keep you around forever

however, neither of you know the other one's plan. if you did it would almost ruin the fantasy. you came so close to telling him. it was about a week after you stopped taking your birth control and you guys just had sex. you were saying in bed together afterwards and you started to feel guilty. these thoughts don't last long when you remember why you're doing this. you want him around forever, and there's no better way to do it. his arm wrapping around your waist pulls you from your thoughts. he begins to pepper kisses down your neck.

Wilson never had a moment where he really considered telling you. he's so evil at heart oh my god. like he cared about how it would affect you, but he was already planning on taking care of you forever, so it doesn't matter. he'd always be there for you, and he'd treat you better than anyone else could. (this is not in a cute, caring way. it's possessive, it's mean, it's selfish. but god is it hot...)

this was shockingly fun to think about and I might have to incorporate it into a fic (if I ever have time to write 💔)

thank you for this silly little prompt

(after a pregnancy scare this was so funny to write)

I should've thought about this before I came out 😔

greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it

Girls don't want money, girls want Robert Sean Leonard as James Wilson

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

rsl’s eyes are so beautiful up close i think if there is a god he will have robert sean leonard’s big brown eyes

should I write a wilson x reader fanfic ??