Actual 9 Year Old Dick Grayson, Strapped Into His Booster Seat, Currently Throwing A Fit In The Batmobile

it's not glamorous, but it's also not honest work, and nobody needs to do it

*me, checking my own AO3 account to see if I have posted any new fic I’ve been waiting for yet*

i don’t fuck with people who make fun of people for their financial/social/job status (or lack of).

Its about to be real lucrative to be a snitch. Guard your information. And guard your friends information.

The funniest thing about Jason’s “no dealing to kids” rule is that generally the age threshold for weed and other hard substances is 21, and Jason did his whole insane plot at nineteen. Meaning, he technically falls into the category of “off limits”

OKAY i just read this fic and im going slightly insane over it!!! it was so good

it has arthur dealing with living in the present after being dead for 1500 years

merlin tweeting about his time in camelot and how much he misses arthur

arthur getting on twitter and responding to him

and its just so good, found family and everything!!!!!!! so y'all should read "You Have to Chase It" by @arthurandhisswordbros on ao3!!!!! here's their summary:

“Oh, I don’t know who he really is—no one does,” she says. “Although, some people think he’s probably a grad student doing some avant-garde project for a thesis or something. Others think the whole account is just an elaborate advertisement for Budweiser.” Arthur doesn’t understand most of what she just said but nods anyway. Squinting her eyes, she gauges his confusion regardlessly. “It’s someone pretending to be the famous sorcerer. See here, this is his most recent tweet.” At Arthur’s odd look, she clarifies, “It’s like a message that everyone can see.” @asorcerersays: Guys why did he have to be so hot and like,,,funny? Like it’s been forever and I still miss him. He was pretty dumb though. Arthur knows his face must look disgusted. “For everyone to see?” Or, Immortal!Merlin goes on Twitter to complain about his dead king. Unrelatedly, Arthur joins Twitter.

Had a conversation with my girlfriend the other day that made me wanna share some thoughts.

Reminder: Butches do not exist just to do shit for you, don’t take advantage of Butch chivalry. Butches need patience, emotional support, and care too. What are you doing for your Butch? Open the door for your Butches, offer to pay for their meal, plan a date, take them out, tell them they’re beautiful, ask them how their day was and ask them how it really was!

Reminder: Femmes are strong and capable and hard as fuck, I do not subscribe to this painting of Femmes either by others or by ourselves as innocent, weak, or helpless. We cannot and should not infantilise ourselves or let others do this to us! Femmes are strong as fuck and we should be proud of this fact.

Butch-Femme is about complimenting energy, having different areas of strength that we can use to come together, support each other, and provide love and care.

We are equal partners with two different ways of externalising our strengths and resilience in a patriarchal world. Don’t let stereotypes about Butch-Femme and Heteropatriarchal concepts around femininity and masculinity shape how we as lesbians form relationships and how we should be within them.

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.