You Are A LESBIAN. GAY. Accept It Now You Beautiful Bastard Or I Will Yell At You

if you cannot look at a man and confidently say "he'd look pretty covered in blood" what even is there to like about him

HELP I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT I WASNT READY

A little bit crossover?

THIS IS SO ADORABLE I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING NOTES NEIL

Nervous Reunion

Bonus:

IM LOSING MY MIND THEYRE SO AFGHHV

Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀

David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley

slut

hi imagine that crowley and aziraphale just got a happy ending in s2

imagine that crowley permanently moved into the book shop and zira read him bed time stories every night

and crowley would introduce zira to queen and all his favorites and maybe they would slowdance in the hall together

maybe aziraphale would get a new book he'd been looking for for a while and would info dump while crowley looked at her lovingly

and maybe sometimes they'd make hot chocolate and just talk about anything and everything just because they had all the time in the world

imagine they got the ending they deserved and got to live out a real happily ever after

imagine

im so stupid i spent at least 50 seconds trying to figure out why it said wug

i love it how neil gave us all these heartwarming wholesome amazing moments just to break us back down again with an axe coated in poison that was also on fire. i really loved it. it was great. fuck.

he's just a lil chef, just a lil baby, yeah he eats people but its just a side effect of being gay i do it too sometimes

making food is his passion don't be rude

its a coping mechanism

the smol-beanification of will graham is fucking insane like he’s killed two people onscreen and has encephalitis, he would not be blushing that much. he thinks about killing people for a living, and those are his words, not mine. he’s a grown ass man with a wife and a kid, and works some of the most disgustingly creative murder cases in his universe. also hannibal is not a fucking daddy dom alpha bro. he cried real ass tears when he got his boyfriend arrested for killing someone while talking his wife. also, in response to being rejected, he hid behind will’s house for several hours, probably crying, until the police showed up to arrest him. and he did so in the most melodramatic way possible, he kneeled in the snow, eyefucked will, and got hauled off to the mental hospital