You Wish To Read The Gnome Tome? Tch… We Keep That One In The Forbidden Section For A Reason, Kid.

You should all know by now that her name is Resistance

white people baby naming culture peaked when bella really named her kid Renenemone

Wh-

What's the soda OP?

Me: I will drink a caffeinated beverage on the day I took my adderall, it will not fuck with my sleep at all

Narrator: It did fuck with her sleep at all.

me when i log into tumblr

My desk/table is stationed right next to the bathroom at my work. Needless to say,

I AM SO TIRED OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE PEE.

when you wake up to a mouth full of skin.

When Daff was born they just fell out.

KFJFJF so uhhh this is the first go around on what Daff's mom looks like, with a bonus baby Daff for sizing HDBFBFH

Fucker.

Y'know what?

Yeah.

funny worm!