Growing Up I Always Wanted To Be Poorly Understood By Science

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

Thorny click beetle, Pachyderes apicalis, Elateridae

Found in Malaysia and Indonesia

Photos 1-2 by budak, 3 by nakarb, and 4 (for scale) by klearad

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it's getting warmer and I just saw a bug. I'm so excited you guys. I'm so excited. I love bugs. they came back. they're back dude, I'm so excited

i'm not "undiagnosed" i'm largely headcanoned as neurodivergent but with no confirmation in canon. i hear a showrunner said something at a panel last year but it hasnt been leaked on youtube yet.

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Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

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Nintendogs Golden Retriever + Ants

John v. Martin season 5

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.