Sicko Animal

went out expecting to buy some panda kings and ended up coming home with sandstones. oops

they do call it the asexual archives and the sex protocol for a reason. like idk tmagp characters are a bunch more sexy than a lot of the tma mains? ink5oul my beloved. alice and sam and celia and gwen. mmm. give me an angry scottish IT guy any day. even their universe version of magnus is hotter. gerry's happy and washes his hair more often and probably doesn't diy his tattoos and give himself staph infections.

Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

Sometimes I wake up and take a big sip of my water just to realize my cat has been putting his feet in it All night and now I’m drinking cat feet water

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

It’s just intentional at this point

growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science

dracula after bdsm (bat dracula sex monster): and now i vill perform the afterscare