can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner
The clones in Star Wars absolutely astound me, especially in the clone wars like,
501st: Our general is a war criminal maniac with a teenager at his heel learning to do the same things by example. And we love them.
212th: Our general is in love with a Duchess and weβre actively in feud with a four armed lightsaber wielding cyborg with lung cancer. One time we fucking punched him and lived.
104th: I would give my entire right arm to see the General Plo never comes to harm or anything ever happens to him. Wolffe: I gave my eye but still, same sentiment.
327th: Our commander and general are fucking. Like. Legitimately. Bly: Yeah dude. Ayala Secura: Yeah dude.
The Bad Batch: This hologram thing keeps telling us that we should stop right now and follow protocol instead of commuting more war crimes. If anyone but Tech knows what war crimes are they simply do not care enough to stop.
Long live the fucking republic man. How the hell they won battles is a mystery.
Modern Crosshair would be a Chappell Roan bisexual. Not enough people are talking about this.
Tech: did you allow our eleven-year-old sister to listen to a song about becoming a stripper at a queer nightclub?
Crosshair: β¦youβre being homophobic.
Tech: β¦
Crosshair: just be grateful I didnβt let her listen to the one about getting eaten out in the front seat of someoneβs car
when the sun and the moon
goes down π comes up π
I found this in a book of Star Wars dad jokes π₯Ή
Cody: That's it, you're grounded! Bly, no adventures for you! Wolffe, no fighting for you! Gree, no stealing for you! And Fox⦠oh force, is there anything that you love? Fox: Revenge. Cody: No vengeance for you. Fox: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.
leave this man and his coffee alone π
PEDRO PASCAL having a good time during Christmas π