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Wish Fill for @happydragon! for @galactic-gift-gathering. Prompt: Bad Batch cuddles.
when i say i don’t have a type and then one of these guys walks in
IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
#this should be cannon
If there is a lesbian in the room, Obi-Wan automatically defers to them. He knows his place.
Cody [being raised a clone] sees this and thinks it's just customary. See someone giving off major lesbian vibes in the force according to Obi-Wan, or they just have a carabiner? That's boss lady, you listen to her. And the other clones obviously look to Cody, so they just end up with a big squad of lesbian following clones.
Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure….
KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLES KISSES KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLES KISSES KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLES KISSES KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLE KISSES KNUCKLES KISSES
A fun fact about me besides my love of Star Wars is that I love musicals. I have no musical talent whatsoever, but I still like the idea of writing musicals. And in the last few days I’ve had a rather silly idea of taking Revenge of the Sith and framing it as a musical, that idea eventually morphed into a musical set during the Clone Wars, but from the perspective of Mace Windu.
Mace is an often misunderstood character, especially from people who never read legends. And I thought this would be a fun idea for me to just have some fun with this. So, I got to writing an opening song for this, though as I said I’m not a songwriter by any means, but if anyone really wants me to continue let me know.
Link to song.
Chapter 2: A Leader
Chapter 3: A Daughter
[The musical begins, the sounds of blaster fire, vague battlefield orders heard, sounds of struggle as smoke fills the screen, intercut with lights of lightsabers and blasters. Three young padawans followed by clones enter. The padawans desperate and feeling overwhelmed sing].
Padawan #1 Come on my Jedi Can’t you see? We must hold the line For if we fall, the people die.
Padawan #2 There’s too many We’re surrounded
Padawan #3 There’s too many of them.
Padawan #1 Hold the line!
Padawan #2: We need another plan.
[Clones Fall and a Jedi does as well. A chorus begins to be heard humming. This chorus of Jedi will frequently return, they’ll act as a sort of Greek Chorus]
Jedi Chorus: So many fall So many die The young and brightest of our order In the name of peace and a republic That does not care.
Padawan #3
Retreat! We must retreat
Jedi Chorus: Untrained for war Untrained for this Meant for peace, but what is peace? Have we lost our way.
[A clone Commander appears, he runs to the eldest of the padawans.]
Clone Commander: The droids have broken our lines, Commander, what are your orders?
[The Padawan hesitates, and the clone grows more desperate.]
Clone Commander: What are your orders?!
[Suddenly a commanding voice sounds out.]
Mace Windu: Hold the line, Commander. Hold the line! (To the Padawans) Young ones, courage now—this is not the time to falter.
[The smoke clears slightly as Mace Windu strides into view, his purple lightsaber igniting with a resolute hum.]
Jedi Chorus: Master Windu, champion of the Jedi… Master Windu, where justice and courage lie… Master Windu, the shield against despair, Master Windu, a light in shadows’ lair.
Mace Windu:
Listen, young ones, the storm is here, But a Jedi stands, we do not fear. The galaxy turns in endless strife, Yet we are the shield, the blade of life.
Feel the Force, let it guide, Hold to the light, don’t run, don’t hide. Even in darkness, hope will rise, For the Jedi endure where chaos dies.
[The Padawans, emboldened by Mace’s presence, sing with renewed strength, echoing his confidence.]
Eldest Padawan: Come on, let’s do this!
Other Padawans: Master Windu, we follow— For the Republic, we fight, fight, fight!
Mace Windu (Inner Monologue): Meant to be a leader, meant to be a warrior, But they don’t see my doubts—my barrier. Could have ended this war before it began, Had my sword at the ready, but I had doubt… I’m just a man.
We must fight, change our role, But all of this war—it takes its toll. I see them fall, I see them die, My brothers, my sisters—hear their cry.
Jedi Chorus: Master Windu, guide us, lead us… Master Windu, hear us, teach us… Master Windu, show us what a Jedi can be, Master Windu, the strength of us is he.
[Mace Windu fights back, uses his lightsaber to lead and destroy battle droids as he gives orders the music grows quiet signifying that we are listening to his inner thoughts.]
Mace Windu: Jedi, follow my lead The republic will not fall, this is our creed Fight for the light, fight not for peace We fight for justice, this war will cease.
Padawans and Clones (chorus): Hold the line, hold the light, In the shadow of war, we fight, fight, fight! For justice, for hope, for the galaxy’s flame, We’ll endure, we’ll prevail, we’ll honor the name!
Master Windu, guide us, lead us… Master Windu, hear us, teach us… Master Windu, show us what a Jedi can be, Master Windu, the strength of us is he.
[The scene ends with Mace Windu standing strong, his purple lightsaber cutting through the haze, the battlefield momentarily stilled as the music fades into silence. The Jedi Chorus lingers as if carried on the wind.]
Y'know what I'm just gonna
*pat*
True true
Nothing more baby girl than a man with a high kill count and slutty armor
(This is 100% abt clone troopers)
I have frequently come across the complaint that the writers largely forgot about Hunter's enhanced skills, so during my latest rewatch, I kept loose track of any indications that Hunter might actually be using them.
In summary: he uses them A LOT.
The only episodes Hunter features prominently in where I didn't pick up on any indication that Hunter specifically used his enhanced senses were "Common Ground," "Return to Kamino/Kamino Lost," "Truth and Consequences," and "Retrieval"... And I'm sure if I rewatched those episodes more closely I'd find hints of Hunter using his enhanced skills.
Just a few examples:
OBVIOUS: tracking Gregor's whereabouts and then sensing the hidden military installation on Daro
KINDA OBVIOUS: immediately knows which direction Omega has gone when she wanders off on Pantora; figuring out what happened to the village on Kashyyyk; sensing the Marauder being stolen on Ipsidon
LESS OBVIOUS: while Tech uses his datapad etc to keep track of his team's position on Serreno, Hunter effortlessly leads Wrecker through the city ruins, without the benefit of a map, to take a different route back around to the Marauder.
Personally, I rather like that Hunter's skills aren't frequently given specific emphasis or a distinct cue, that his use of them is more subtle - it just makes sense that his skills are an innate part of him. Since they aren't exactly flashy skills like Wrecker's strength or Crosshair's sniping, sometimes we might overlook them, but they are still being used.
I can’t with him
#he was insane for this
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