This Is Why I Walk Around With My Dick Out. Keeps The Weirdos Away.

Until the end of the world, Al Mefer

Got a weird strawberry in the pack

Look how tiny its wheels are🥹. So very pedestrian friendly

40 years ago the future looked like this Nissan Com Com Concept, 1985. A design study for a "connected" delivery van using the best communications technology the mid-80s had to offer, presented at the 26th Tokyo Motor Show. There was a satellite navigation system and car phone as well as an on-board computer. the off-side front door slid forward to open though the driver's door was conventionally hinged. The idea was that deliveries could be centrally controlled with instructions sent to the driver while they were on the move, much like Amazon etc have been doing since the turn of the century

Dynamite Cop asks the question:

what if Moses was a cyborg samurai?

Find The President’s Daughter! ‘Dynamite Cop’ Dreamcast Support us on Patreon

There’s a monster in my mind

He comes out from time to time

I'm in the stage of writing where I keep adding lines to skeletons of scenes and filling up the timeline and daydreaming about stuff that could happen, which technically counts as writing so I don't feel guilty for not typing words in a while

It's not for the project I actually want to work on, but that's out of my control, I'm afraid

This is how Prince was created, btw

“Through the purple cloud” - Wonder Stories 1931.

Meanwhile it’s just another day in the Middle Ages.

Tumblr

Reblog by @tiercel42 · 4 images

💬 0  🔁 262  ❤️ 434 · My brother and I were talking about this movie this weekend; we've been cackling about it for over three decades now

People are like "ha ha, wouldn't it be weird if there was a horror movie about [innocuous animal]", but given that one of the undisputed classics of the man-versus-nature horror genre is a film about people getting swarmed by seagulls, I'm not convinced there's any animal you couldn't make it work for.

It’s illegal to tell someone you’re gonna kill them. Here are some ways to imply it, legally:

- people are hunting you

- you will die soon

- won’t someone please kill this fuck?

- when you die you will be screaming, covered in blood.

- I wonder what color your blood is?

- what do you think your last words will be?

- the grim specter of death has his icy hand around your throat.

The trick to this is to sound as much as possible like a necro-wizard delivering a fell prophecy.