The liberal urge to redeem every monster, even while they have their hands wrapped around their throat.
There's not going to be an lgbt ally pope you stupid slut
Obama and his stolen sand
It’s illegal to tell someone you’re gonna kill them. Here are some ways to imply it, legally:
- people are hunting you
- you will die soon
- won’t someone please kill this fuck?
- when you die you will be screaming, covered in blood.
- I wonder what color your blood is?
- what do you think your last words will be?
- the grim specter of death has his icy hand around your throat.
The trick to this is to sound as much as possible like a necro-wizard delivering a fell prophecy.
A man needs a car like a wizard needs a bicycle
There’s a monster in my mind
He comes out from time to time
I'm in the stage of writing where I keep adding lines to skeletons of scenes and filling up the timeline and daydreaming about stuff that could happen, which technically counts as writing so I don't feel guilty for not typing words in a while
It's not for the project I actually want to work on, but that's out of my control, I'm afraid
If you take away their names, they’re basically shitty wizards who know essentially one spell
Cyclops = eyeball wizard
Colossus = skin wizard
Wolverine = bone wizard (with claws)
Jean grey = mind witch
Storm = weather witch
Rogue = mana drinker/mirror witch
Etc. etc. etc.
"But I need wizard school media to live" just develop bad opinions about the X-Men like a normal person.
But like…why?