it/he prns | punk dog boy | masc termsnonhuman dog thing | transexual dyke creature
51 posts
I HATE GROCERIES I HATE MY CREDIT CARD I HATE RENT I HATE INTERNET BILL
When will it be my turn to be put down like a sick dog
go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*
go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*
you used to be able to put a dvd in your laptop and play it. you used to be able to burn cds.
u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
i open this app way too confidently in public
BODY HAIRRR FEMMES WITH BODY HAIIRRR LETS HEAR IT FOR FEMMES WITH BODY HAIR!!!!!!
"Be cringe be free!"
Are you cool with proshippers? Are you cool with alt art styles? Are you cool with furries? Are you cool with cute 2000s anime without you calling it loli/shota bait? Are you cool with fujoshis/Himejoshis/Fudanshis/Himedanshis? are you cool with-
Theres no excuse as a police officer to shoot ANYONE from the back, and if you have to you OBVIOUSLY as stated in your training dont fucking shoot at the head unless you're stupid or trying to kill someone
Like its 2025 and were in GERMANY this shouldn't be happening, idgaf about details its WRONG, if it was a racist attack or not.
They really need to hurry the fuck up with gathering evidence, its Thursday. It happened Sunday, get the cop in jail or hold him otherwise, take the phone, check everything, check camera footage like omg are we really taking this long? This could've been done in a day. And I swear to the Lord if the police investigate themselves and find themselves not guilty im gonna crash tf out
I'm waiting for more reports back, obviously its not okay to spray pepper spray into the eyes of anyone especially for aledgedly not letting you into a club but that dosent give you the right to murder that man. Lorenz has now sadly joined the numbers at 21 and there will be many more until we actually get our shit together.
"porn brain" is a far right conspiracy theory, misogyny in porn is a result of structural societal misogyny and not the cause of it, the way to help sex workers is decriminalization and worker's rights, banning sexual expression is fascist. i will not be taking questions at the time.
So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
i would do Cocaine in a redneck truck with my mutuals
butch... butch boydyke... butch who's kinda a silly little fella... butch with funky gender... butch who calls himself a man/boy.... butch... gnc butch... butch as in lesboy... butch boy but butch boy in a dykey fuck ass gender way... but butch who's also kinda a guy... lesboy... u get what i am saying… butch
the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on
friendly reminder that platonic doesn’t mean nonsexual
From Rival to Secret Lover to Mourner
stupid sketch of these two guys that i HATE that love eachother so much
to anyone in these online spaces who feels like they're under pressure to be transgender i'd like to assure you that you are. buy those hormones online, permanently alter yourself with surgeries, change your name, end your father's bloodline, join a polycule, bark like a fucking dog for me DO IT DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!
It would be so funny if Toby talked to Liu just to annoy Jeff and ended up falling in love with Liu because of how normal he is. lol
this is exactly what i had in my head LMAO i think toby at first brushes him off as just a means to irritate jeff cuz "he's so....average....why would i ACTUALLY befriend him he'd bore the shit out of me" but then he'd realize the gentleness and security that comes in normalcy and is suddenly like oh.
Here ya go, Nina! *gives her an AK-47*
She collects weapons!
Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries
if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
Love for soft butches. Love for butches who don’t work hard labor, blue collar job. Love for butch academics, butch retail workers, butch office workers. Love for butches with soft hands and soft bodies, without callouses or scars, without those features that are considered appropriately masculine. Love for physically disabled butches, for fat butches, for butches with stretch marks that aren’t from building muscle, for butches with big tits, hips, bellies. Love for butches without tattoos, butches that like to bake, butches that are homebodies. Love for butches that wear sweaters more than leather, sneakers more than boots. Butch hardness and more stereotypical masculinity is beautiful, but butchness comes in so many forms, many of them soft, and the softness of butches deserves just as much love as any other quality.