Stupid Sketch Of These Two Guys That I HATE That Love Eachother So Much

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

Love for soft butches. Love for butches who don’t work hard labor, blue collar job. Love for butch academics, butch retail workers, butch office workers. Love for butches with soft hands and soft bodies, without callouses or scars, without those features that are considered appropriately masculine. Love for physically disabled butches, for fat butches, for butches with stretch marks that aren’t from building muscle, for butches with big tits, hips, bellies. Love for butches without tattoos, butches that like to bake, butches that are homebodies. Love for butches that wear sweaters more than leather, sneakers more than boots. Butch hardness and more stereotypical masculinity is beautiful, but butchness comes in so many forms, many of them soft, and the softness of butches deserves just as much love as any other quality.

i would do Cocaine in a redneck truck with my mutuals

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

b4 i forget to make one, intro post!

yall can call me noah, i use it/he pronouns and im turning 17 in june

i had a tumblr account b4 this but i deleted it bcuz i associated it w my old place of residency, blah blah not important, anyways this is my new blog mainly for updating about my life and adventures and probably also a lot for my DIY shit and rants or rambles or whatever

some misc info on me is that im a transexual, dyke, therian and german

i do NOT have spacehey anymore thanks to the bullshit ass moderation, but i do have an Instagram i dont post on and a discord

simple ass DNI, dont be a bigot (against anything queer or non-white) dont take everything extremely seriously, dont be anti-ship or anti-fiction, dont be for censorship, dont be fucking ableist ill tear your throat out, thats it i guess

oh yeah and im a furry now i guess? idk man

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

to anyone in these online spaces who feels like they're under pressure to be transgender i'd like to assure you that you are. buy those hormones online, permanently alter yourself with surgeries, change your name, end your father's bloodline, join a polycule, bark like a fucking dog for me DO IT DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.