Same.

Sometimes I’m afraid that someone really cool will pass me by when I’m in one of my moments of weakness and listening to Nicki Minaj or Biggie Smalls or someone else embarrassing.

Like, that guy could be my soulmate or she could be my new best friend. And, according to some bullshit survey that we probably will believe because we’re all 20 somethings, the first 30 seconds are your only chance to make a good first impression.

And when our first thirty seconds together have been punctuated by ‘nigga nigga nigga’ 13 times, well…I think I just blew it.

And you bitches REALLY think there won't be porn out the wazoo of this guy? Just wait until we see him in action. The doctor's mystique will shine through.

this photo is one of my all time favorite photos of capaldi (especially in his doctor costume), and i just found it in high res and without watermarks, so i figured i might as well share it. 

Jacque.

Victor Nizovtsev

How to Have Sex:

spin around

S TOP

double take tHREE TIMES

1

2

3 

PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT

WOOOOOO WOOOOO

stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT

BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

If you're into clownfucking, have I got a fandom for you. It's ya BOI Kefka

Tfw you find Clownfuckers who have the same dark ass kinks as you

Whoa.

“Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein” ~ Here’s Angewomon, the result of my last days of streaming. I will upload a part of the stream during the next days on twitch. And on top of that, I just set up a Patreon page. Every single Patron is most appreciated, so if you might be willing to support me, I’d be so grateful: https://www.patreon.com/polarwiesel

This makes me ugly cry because I laugh so hard.

A collection of Pegasus’ English throughout Duelist Kingdom

See post below about 'sexual awakening'. That fascination with jesters makes so much more sense now.

Another color palette request from twitter ! This time with Piedmon ! (the palette had no green aaahh)

Untitled Acrylic and sprinkles on canvas 14” x 18” 2014

Kefka/Terra fanmix

Or, better known as, sensual songs that heavily inspire me while I write lewds. Some of this blame goes to @chroniclesofanempire too haha. I have specifically chosen songs for their lyrics, which mirror aspects of Kefka and Terra’s...”relationship”. ;) So, expect themes of obsession, creepy fascination, and dark sensuality.

“Within You” - David Bowie

“How you turned my world, You precious thing You starve and near-exhaust me Everything I've done, I've done for you I move the stars for no one

You've run so long You've run so far Your eyes can be so cruel Just as I can be so cruel.”

“Lullaby” - The Cure   (the video is good for bonus inspiration if you like creepy shit like I do)

“Quietly he laughs and shaking his head Creeps closer now, closer to the foot of the bed.”

“Script for a Jester’s Tear” - Marillion (bonus points for inspiring my pen name, because literally a lot of their songs are about a jester.)

“Too late to say I love you, too late to re-stage the play The game is over I act the role in classic style of a martyr carved with twisted smile.”

“Ava Adore” - The Smashing Pumpkins

“And I'll pull your crooked teeth You'll be perfect just like me You'll be a lover in my bed And a gun to my head We must never be apart We must never be apart”

“Blind Curve / Passing Strangers” - Marillion (I can’t help repeating, this album is literally about a jester.)

“Last night you said I was cold, untouchable A lonely piece of action from another town I just want to be free, I'm happy to be lonely Can't you stay away? Just leave me alone with my thoughts Just a runaway, just a runaway, I'm saving myself

Strung out below a necklace of carnival lights Cold moan, held on the crest of the night I'm too tired to fight.”

“Sing for Absolution” - Muse

“Tiptoe to your room A starlight in the gloom I only dream of you And you never knew.

Sing for absolution I will be singing Falling from your grace.”

The Eraser - Thom Yorke

“The more you try to erase me The more that I appear You know the answer so why do you ask I am only being nice Because I want someone, something You're like a kitten with a ball of yarn And it's doing me in.”

“Say it Right” - Nelly Furtado (this may be a pop song, but bruh the lyrics.)

“You either stand or you fall When your will is broken When it slips from your hand When there's no time for joking There's a hole in the plan.

Oh, you don't mean nothing at all to me.

From my hands, I could give you Something that I made From my mouth, I could sing you another brick that I laid From my body, I could show you a place God knows You should know the space is holy Do you really want to go?”

“Blinding” by Florence and the Machine (bruh literally a song about being held in a mind control state.)

“Seems that I have been held, in some dreaming state A tourist in the waking world, never quite awake No kiss, no gentle word could wake me from this slumber Until I realize that it was you who held me under...

No more dreaming like a girl so in love with the wrong world And I could hear the thunder and see the lightning crack And all around the world was waking, I never could go back 'Cause all the walls of dreaming, they were torn right open And finally it seemed that the spell was broken.”

Stay sexy AND creepy, my friends.