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Mikasa:it's bloodlust

Levi:booblust

Mikasa:No

Levi:yes.

Mikasa:Levi it's pronounced bloodlust not booblust

Levi:it's booblust when I look at you, baby~

Drunk Levi:Boobies~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:yes~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:yes~

Mikasa:No

Drunk Levi:No~

Mikasa:yes

Mikasa:...

Drunk Levi:yayyy boobies(~￣³￣)~

Mikasa:Damn reverse psychology

Now I definitely feel that this work is whole 

Levi: damn mikasa you're so wet

Mikasa: and who's fault is it?

Levi:I know I know..I shouldn't have pushed you

I don't know about you guys but,

Levi being the househusband and Mikasa being the working wife in the modern world would be a nice fit.

(❍ᴥ❍)

I just read that Kuromi is in love with Badtz-Maru. Soo… being the rational adult that I am, I immediately thought: RIVAMIKA CANON, BITCHES!!!

Eren: you murdered me

Eren:you bitch..

Mikasa:oh get over it..you pissed me off

Levi:Godamn...👁️👄👁️