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Mikasa:I love...
Levi: don't tell me it's eren it's always him didn't you cut his head off already?Mikasa we're married I can't belie-
Mikasa, pinching Levi's cheeks:I love you my beautiful handsome grumpy old man
Mikasa:the sunset is beautiful,isn't it?
Levi: stop with your dramatic ass and go back to sleep
Levi:I'm not short, you're just tall
Mikasa: that's what short people say
kuchelle:mommy
Mikasa:yes?
kuchelle:can I have a baby sibling?
Levi:sur-
Mikasa:no
kuchelle:why?
Mikasa:cause-umm..it's hard
kuchelle:how is it hard when you can just give those damn birds a call to deliver my baby sibling
Mikasa:it's bloodlust
Levi:booblust
Mikasa:No
Levi:yes.
Mikasa:Levi it's pronounced bloodlust not booblust
Levi:it's booblust when I look at you, baby~
Hange:HELLO~~~
Hange: oh my gosh-
Hange: did I interupt something important?
Hange:or what I mean is... something spicy~
Levi:yes,you did
Mikasa: hange..why are you here-
Hange:I just want to see my favourite couple!
Hange:but it turns out they're still making babies~
Mikasa:I-
Hange:BYE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~bonus
Erwin:where were you?
Hange: let's just say I'm gonna be an aunt soon
Hange:and you'll be an uncle
(~￣w￣)~
Levi:OI MIKASA!
Levi:There's one more thing I have to mention...
Mikasa:what is it?
Levi:I love you. Bye
Eren: you murdered me
Eren:you bitch..
Mikasa:oh get over it..you pissed me off
Levi:Godamn...👁️👄👁️
Mikasa:Levi,what are you doing?
Kenn:don't mind him ma, he's just hunting some bird
Levi:I'm not just hunting some bird
Levi: I'm hunting a demon, who tryna steal my wife
Mikasa:Levi...
Levi:not now I'm busy
Mikasa:can we cuddle?
Levi:not now
Mikasa:fine then, at least Dan gives me cuddles
Levi:WHO
Levi:IS
Levi:DAN?!
Mikasa:This teddy bear, you named him 'Dan'.. remember?
Levi:...
Mikasa:Is my dear love Levi jealous of a bear~
Levi:no
Mikasa:hmm..I take that 'no' as a 'yes I am'
Levi: damn mikasa you're so wet
Mikasa: and who's fault is it?
Levi:I know I know..I shouldn't have pushed you
Armin:so? who's the lucky guy?can you describe him to me?
Mikasa:well...he's short
Armin:Levi?
Mikasa: mhm
Levi: mikasa I made a poem for you
Mikasa:oh really?can I hear your beautiful poem,dear?
Levi:mhm
Levi:As round as the earth, as big as the sun, softer than any soft things I've ever touched in my life. Your boobs is what I lived for.
Mikasa:
Levi:do you like it?
Mikasa:fvck you
Kenn:daddy
Levi:yes?
Kenn: when I grow up I don't wanna be like you
Levi:why not?
Kenn:cuz I don't wanna grow up to be a short grumpy old man
Levi:...
*mikasa at the back laughing*
Drunk Levi:Boobies~
Mikasa:No
Drunk Levi:yes~
Mikasa:No
Drunk Levi:yes~
Mikasa:No
Drunk Levi:No~
Mikasa:yes
Mikasa:...
Drunk Levi:yayyy boobies(~￣³￣)~
Mikasa:Damn reverse psychology
Baby kuchelle:shit
Mikasa:who taught you that?
Baby kuchelle:Daddy did