James: When we setting off the fireworks?
Sirius: You're not.
James: What do you mean? How not?
Sirius: Prongs. I'm a damn dog?? Do you have any idea what I go through??
James: Aww, lil Padfoot is scared of fireworks, how adorable
Sirius: Bite me. Actually, no I'll bite you. Try me.
Ouch
Harry heard Bellatrix Lestrange’s triumphant scream, but knew it meant nothing – Sirius had only just fallen through the archway, he would reappear from the other side any second… but Sirius did not reappear.
I'm sorry, but as a Gryffindor I expect you to do something like that, but what do I know. Just taking necessary precautions
Hey hey hey I'm doing the unusual asks thing #5 pls hahahahahahahaghahhahahahwyiwksnxnz
5? What is that, relationship status?Well, obviously….. single
How old is this ask, because I posted that a long time ago. And if this ask is recent, fuck you for making me look for it.
(Just kidding, I love all my followers, unless you’re Lilly, which you probably are
because then, my fuck you stands)
Remus: you only slept with three people?
Sirius: well yes.. i mean i did other things but like? yes there were a few tryouts and then you so..
Remus:
Sirius: why? wait what's your number??
Remus: *clears throat* a multiple of three
Sirius: so like 6?
Sirius: MOONY COME BACK HERE
You know, it's cool, my heart died a long time ago, anyways
So Sirius and Remus ask Marlene to surrogate for them so they can have a baby. They don’t want anyone to know just in case it doesn’t happen and they have been trying for some time but it’s been unsuccessful. Marlene is killed by death eaters. “So sad,” they overhear Molly Weasley saying at the funeral. “Apparently she was pregnant.”
Guys why do these thoughts pop into my head? O_o
if you ever say you forgive snape because jk forgave snape please remember that the directors of supernatural think cas doesnt deserve better sometimes writers are a little bit ignorant okay? okay
This is still my favorite Remus fanart
seriously one of my favourite things in the poa movie was this
remus: be quiet, sirius
sirius: be quiet yourself, remus
snape: oh, look at you two, quarrelling like an old married couple
sirius: WHY DONT YOU RUN ALONG AND PLAY WITH YOUR CHEMISTRY SET?
whoever wrote this CLEARLY knows what they're doing like this is exactly how sassy sirius would be 99.9% of the time stg
Sirius: [whispering] He's looking at it, he's looking at it!
Remus: [reading from a letter] Uhh, do you like me? Yes, definitely, absolutely?
Sirius: [whispering] I rigged it!
I got tagged by @lillyyypottah but not exactly but she mentioned me because I'm her fren tag 9 people you want to get to know better (I'm only doing one because I'm an insecure bean that doesn't know any people) relationship status: single as a fucking pringle (but mentally dating Jensen Ackles) favorite color(s): maroon, navy/dark blue lipstick or chapstick: lipstick I guess, but usually neither because I end up licking it off or something (I know, I know, I'm disgusting) last song listened to: Hurricane by Panic! At the Disco top three shows: Supernatural, Friends, How I Met Your Mother top three characters: Dean Winchester, Chandler Bing, Barney Stinson top three ships: Destiel, Swarkles, Larry (ugh) I tag: @emilyisacoolcat or anyone who feels like it because I just realized I don't know that many people
hey, hey, hey, how y'all doin? Get ready for legit anything Harry Potter (including the actors) basically just reblogs, very sorry
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