You’re Not Just A Man, Mr. Scamander, Just Like Your Suitcase. I Think There’s Much More To You Than

Best moments of Ezra Miller in 2016:

These wonderful interviews:

Credence Barebone:

and his dance:

the existence of this day:

which gave rise to this masterpiece:

The Alex Turner Cosplay:

this outfit:

and this shoes:

The evolution of art:

The Flash:

Justice League:

JOSH!!

this happy day:

and of course:

The Malfoy Boys

Scorpius: Dad! Today Albus―

Scorpius: Albus and I―

Scorpius: So dad you know my (boy)friend, Albus―

Scorpius: We went to―

Scorpius: Albus told me―

Draco: Merlin! Does he ever not talk about Potter's kid? Who acts like this?

Lucius: boi.

Thank you

I just realized

You know how you get told stories by your parents? Like from their childhood?

And, I wouldn’t know, but if your parents… you know… had died, I’m guessing that their close friends would tell you some stories about your parents childhood?

So, Teddy Lupin had no one to tell him about his parents life. Everyone else that knew Remus or Tonks knew them through the war, or were aquaintences when they were in school.

All of Remus’ friends were gone, so Teddy would never know what his father was actually like

omg!! dennys posted a picture of me!!

You know, it's cool, my heart died a long time ago, anyways

So Sirius and Remus ask Marlene to surrogate for them so they can have a baby. They don’t want anyone to know just in case it doesn’t happen and they have been trying for some time but it’s been unsuccessful. Marlene is killed by death eaters. “So sad,” they overhear Molly Weasley saying at the funeral. “Apparently she was pregnant.”

Guys why do these thoughts pop into my head? O_o

Sirius: Did you know that 1 in 4 people is gay?

Sirius: that means at least one of the marauders is gay

Sirius: I hope it's Remus

Sirius: Remus is cute

James:

Remus Lupin fact file:

Full name: Remus John Lupin.

Born: 10th March, 1960.

Died: 2nd May, 1998. (Aged 38).

Blood Status: Half-Blood.

Also known as: Moony.

Species: Werewolf, formerly human.

Wand: 10 1/4″, Cypress, Unicorn hair.

Boggart: Full Moon.

Patronus: Wolf.

House: Gryffindor.

James: Sirius, are you okay?

Sirius: Nooooooooo

James: What happened?

Sirius: Remus, he - he

James: What did he do?

Sirius: He walked around the dorm without a shirt

James: ..And?

Sirius: He walked around SHIRTLESS, Jamie

James: He always does that

Sirius: WELL HE SHOULD FRICKING STOP

James:

James: *smirks* Awww Padfoot has a crush

Sirius: No I don't shut up MAYBE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MOONY

Sirius: Wait you don't, right?

sleepy Potters

Headcanon: Professor McGonagall has a muggle wife she never mentions to the students, because they never ask.

Four years after Harry’s left Hogwarts he visits McGonagall’s home to talk her out of retirement, and the door is opened by a woman he doesn’t recognise. Confused, he introduces himself and asks to see McGonagall. The woman recognises the name and invites him in, saying Minerva will be home soon. She then talks a mile a minute, but not about the war - about the stories she’s heard about the golden trio from their head of house. About how Harry stood up to Umbridge, and how clever Hermione was, and how Ron had been able to beat her chess game, and how PROUD Minerva was of them all.

By the time McGonagall does arrive, Harry and her wife are chatting like old friends. Minvera’s wife calls her things like “Darling” and “Pumpkin.” Harry cannot believe his ears.

Harry is invited to tea every Wednesday from then on. He always looks forward to it.