Harry: If I Had A Sickle For Every Time Voldemort Fired A Killing Curse At Me And I Didn't Die

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Remus: *turns away from the chalk-board to face his students, having completed the first DADA lesson of the year* 

Remus: I have a special lesson planned, and trust me, you’ll want to be prepared. Class dismissed. 

*the students buzz with excitement as they get up and begin to exit*  

James: *nudges Sirius* Hey, Snivellus has potions next, we’ve gotta hurry. 

Sirius: *unresponsive as his eyes drift to the front of the class* 

James: *snaps his fingers in front of Sirius’ face* Pads… Pads! 

Sirius: *absently* What? 

James: What the hell are you staring at–? *follows Sirius’ line of sight* 

James: Oh deer. *grin slowly spreads across his face*… Someone’s hot for the new teacher.

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James: Sirius, are you okay?

Sirius: Nooooooooo

James: What happened?

Sirius: Remus, he - he

James: What did he do?

Sirius: He walked around the dorm without a shirt

James: ..And?

Sirius: He walked around SHIRTLESS, Jamie

James: He always does that

Sirius: WELL HE SHOULD FRICKING STOP

James:

James: *smirks* Awww Padfoot has a crush

Sirius: No I don't shut up MAYBE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON MOONY

Sirius: Wait you don't, right?

(( OOC: GuYs, I LoOk sO DifFeRenT??? )) 

(( OOC: OMFG….. FRECKLED REMUS!!! *screams* )) 

OH MY GOD the reason why harry knew how to fly that broom in his first flying lesson is because he flew on a toy broom when he was a one-year-old MY HEART

I'm sorry, but as a Gryffindor I expect you to do something like that, but what do I know. Just taking necessary precautions

Hey hey hey I'm doing the unusual asks thing #5 pls hahahahahahahaghahhahahahwyiwksnxnz

5? What is that, relationship status?Well, obviously….. single

How old is this ask, because I posted that a long time ago. And if this ask is recent, fuck you for making me look for it.

(Just kidding, I love all my followers, unless you’re Lilly, which you probably are

because then, my fuck you stands)

Best moments of Ezra Miller in 2016:

These wonderful interviews:

Credence Barebone:

and his dance:

the existence of this day:

which gave rise to this masterpiece:

The Alex Turner Cosplay:

this outfit:

and this shoes:

The evolution of art:

The Flash:

Justice League:

JOSH!!

this happy day:

and of course:

(american voice) hairy padder

Draco on Christmas, Probably

Draco: Potter help, I'm trapped under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair.

Harry: Why were you under the tree?

Draco: ... Because I'm a gift to this world?