Keith grows up in Night Vale.
It would explain his inexplicably strong sword skills at the beginning of the show (because seriously, I’d buy he knows how to fight but *sword*? Reeeeally???). It would also explain his affinity for deserts, shacks, conspiracy theories, and general willingness to just go along with the idea of random cave carvings psychically calling to him.
Keith growing up with Uncles Cecil and Carlos
“Uncle Cecil?”
“We’re related. Sort of. I think time travel was involved. I zoned out about halfway through Carlos’ powerpoint, to be honest.”
Cecil and his listeners being inexplicably aware of the Galra space war
“As all you listeners know, my beloved nephew Keith who is sometimes purple went off to fight an intergalactic space war last summer…”
Cecil somehow keeping up with intergalactic events
“My beloved nephew Keith who is sometimes purple recently found out his mother was an alien. Oops, guess I forgot to tell him before he went off to school. Linear time is a troublesome thing…anyway, he’s apparently not handling his newfound heritage well. He’s been getting into fights - more than usual (he is fighting an intergalactic space war, after all), withdrawing from his peers and just being plain moody.”
Just. Keith growing up in Night Vale.
*meanwhile, in the Underworld* Polites: Eurylochus, back so soon? And...there's the rest of your crew. And by the gods, what happened to you? Eurylochus, who is sick of thematically-significant reprises: >:(
Ok but you know what would be sweet and cute if Mari was a YouTuber while also Ladybug.
Mari just does jewelry, she doesn't design clothes, only jewelry that she shows off every now and then in her YouTube channel where she does gaming vids among other things.
She doesn't show her face since she is 14. I can totally see her meeting Thomas Sanders, Dan and Phil, Rosanna Pansino, Markiplier, Matpat, and a few other gamers, possibly the channel Tasty and The Try Guys and they promise to keep her face hidden from view when doing a video together.
But the other subscribers of the others only know that this girl is French, bc of her accent, that she has blue eyes bc of Phil saying something of them being twin eye buddies. That she's a baker's daughter bc Ro gushes and complains how Mari knows how to bake better than her before going "duh you grew up in one."
Now imagine...Lila lying she knows the girl possibly thinking this girl is also another girl who perhaps just is related to a baker and Mari bitches to possibly Mark or Sean or even Dan during the behind the scenes of a vid.
Dan went to college for a bit to be a lawyer. He has also met the other YouTubers thst Mari has done a collab with, 'cept Matpat I believe.
All these YouTubers confronting Lila live....
Just imagine it.
Just imagine these YouTubers protecting Mari, who they joke is Ro's daughter bc both are soooo sweet.
Just imagine it.
ODYSSEUS AND JAY 🗣️‼️✨
I wish you all a Happy New Year! ✨ It's funny to think that the King of Ithaca, who single-handedly defeated 108 men, and the energetic guy who always greets us with 'Hello friends!' He has the same voice XD
Musical theater kid and Greek mythology kid grow up and get married; have Would You Fall In Love With Me Again themed wedding
Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
[Seconds after Odysseus' and Penelope's loving embrace, having finally been reunited after almost 20 years]
Odysseus, panicking: Penelope! You’re bleeding!
Penelope, completely calm: Don’t worry love, it’s not my blood.
drew Ody unhinged cuz ya boi’s a bit off his rocker so to speak…
Don’t worry it’s ok I gave him his wifey: