Writing What You Think Other People Want To Read Over What You Want To Write Will Slowly Kill Your Creativity.

number one tip for life - don't judge a book by it's cover

i know, cheesy. but now i'm friends (acquaintances?) with a girl who i thought was pretentious/trying to win people over just because she could sing really well.

and y'know what? the other day i moved over a bit so she could join our little group discussion and completely turned her day around and i found out that she is one of the sweetest people i've met.

so yeah. get to know people.

dont put your faith in the walmart tech guy. dont be like me.

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

too cringe to talk to my mutuals so i just like their posts

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

I guess the guy likes musicals now

with emma version on the bottom!

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor