Dont Put Your Faith In The Walmart Tech Guy. Dont Be Like Me.

literally say saw someone try and explain that rarepairs 'make them uncomfortable" because "they don't make sense" as if that's not the whole point of a rarepair. maybe these characters never interact. hell, maybe they're from entirely different media. but i'm gonna make them kiss like barbie dolls anyway because why the hell not??? it's free and fun and i like doing it get out of my house!!!

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

darn friggen black abyss

friggen won't let me pet my cat down there

i will pet the cat

whether you like it or not

You walk and lookin like a neon light ✨

gods, last time i touched tumblr was when i was a raging army/ahgasae. damn. /neutral

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

Do you think vampires mourn the stars?

They remember the time before electric lights. They made their transition from people of the day to creatures of the night - but the change was not so stark, because the night was still bright with the glitter of a galaxy. When they looked up, it was not a single sun that hung in the sky but hundreds. Thousands. Pinpricks of light that travelled lifetimes to shine above the Earth.

Then the humans poured their artificial light into the atmosphere, and the stars were gone. Smothered by a blanket of orange-grey muck.

Vampires have to live where humans are, and humans mean light pollution. To find the stars again would require hunger. Starvation.

They choose to be well fed. They choose to grieve the night sky they used to know

would you pet a puppy

me: can i go to the store with you?

my mom: no?

me: please?

my mom (thinking i said "why"): because-

me: mom i said please.

i'm afraid i'm using tumblr wrong but that is because i've not used it regularly like ever. i feel like i'm trying to join a tight-knit friend group by peering over peoples shoulders and hoping i'll be welcomed into the conversation but being to scared to initiate anything lest i be shunned for not following The Rules(tm)