Pondering My Orbs.

that's my mans right there yuppppp

bitches be like "god he's so hot" and he looks like this

James: You’re back early

Asset, grabbing a gun: Meridian’s haunted

James: What?

Asset, cocking the gun and going back to the rift bubble: Meridian’s haunted

my favorite improv game

k so we were playing "change" one day in triple threat as a warm up. the prompt was funeral for a loved one (my teacher's soo weird aiight).

me: *wails in dispair*

david: *laughing*

me: why are you laughing??? my dog just died??

david: it's funny that you care so much now that he's dead. you where such a terrile owner.

me: how dare yo as if you w you're right.

sometimes we (i) forgot

if my mom thinks reminding me how bad i am at something is "helpful" then i don't wanna know how helpful she can be

welcome to my crack au where everything was fine and nothing bad ever happened to anyone

I’m God’s weakest twink

putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states