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Hi this is absolutely killing me, could someone please point me in the direction of that video of the guy in like a train station who’s pretending to be a street preacher but he’s reading the Very Hungry Caterpillar like it’s the book of Genesis

literally say saw someone try and explain that rarepairs 'make them uncomfortable" because "they don't make sense" as if that's not the whole point of a rarepair. maybe these characters never interact. hell, maybe they're from entirely different media. but i'm gonna make them kiss like barbie dolls anyway because why the hell not??? it's free and fun and i like doing it get out of my house!!!

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

I’m at the Pizza Hut

I’m at the Taco Bell

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

i'm afraid i'm using tumblr wrong but that is because i've not used it regularly like ever. i feel like i'm trying to join a tight-knit friend group by peering over peoples shoulders and hoping i'll be welcomed into the conversation but being to scared to initiate anything lest i be shunned for not following The Rules(tm)

Im really anxious and going through an art block right now but managed to do this, so yeah

not knowing what your sense of humor is and yet finding it hilarious

y e s 

not so gentle reminder that trump was the one that wanted tiktok banned in the first place. him letting tiktok run is not some generous act of kindness, it's a political stunt to get us to trust him. don't fall for it. stay mad. let this radicalize you.

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

me: combs through manuscript so many times and so thoroughly that it's as polished as it can be

my beta reader: here's a list of typos i found.

me: ah...lovely...thank you...

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?