CotL Incorrect Quotes (my Au)

CotL incorrect quotes (my au)

(characters: Lamb, Narinder, Goat, Shamura, Leshy, and Marko (my Yellow Cat))

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Narinder: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. Lamb: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. Shamura: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. Marko: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. Goat: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. Leshy: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

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Goat: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Narinder.

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Lamb: Nothing in life is free.

Narinder: Love is free.

Shamura: Knowledge is free.

Leshy: Friendship is free.

Marko: Self-respect is free.

Goat: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.

The Squad: ...

Shamura: Goat, that's illegal-

Lamb: No, let them finish!

(It wouldn't let me copy paste it like the first one for some reason)

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Shamura: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Marko: What the f-

Lamb: They’re having an idea.

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Shamura: When Narinder was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."

Lamb: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

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Lamb: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Goat.

Marko: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?

Lamb: What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!

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Leshy, at Narinder's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Leshy, leaning over Narinder′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Narinder: Yeah, no shit.

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Lamb: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Narinder: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Goat: You need a hobby.

Lamb: I have a hobby!

Goat: Fawning over Narinder isn’t a hobby.

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Lamb: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Marko recently.

Leshy: No, Lamb, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Lamb: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Leshy: No! You’re the only one for me.

Lamb: Is that so?

Leshy: I promise! Marko and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.

Lamb: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Leshy: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!

Lamb: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Leshy: Of course bro!

Lamb: Bro...

Marko: What the-