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c0ffee-crypt1d
4 days ago

"I have bought a nice chair for you. I wish for you to be comfortable."

"I Have Bought A Nice Chair For You. I Wish For You To Be Comfortable."

My guy Heinrich really googled "how to treat a human guest", discovered you're supposed to offer them a seat, and then immediately went to ikea to buy a chair for 60 euros


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c0ffee-crypt1d
4 days ago

I'm honestly hoping they're going to be the Gertude and Leitner power duo we weren't able to see much of in mag archives

im spreading heinrich and alice becoming best friends propaganda i dont care i love him immediately and i want them to gossip


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c0ffee-crypt1d
5 days ago

Hc for the lamb, they "wear" their wings similar to Nero in dmc5...

Hc For The Lamb, They "wear" Their Wings Similar To Nero In Dmc5...
Hc For The Lamb, They "wear" Their Wings Similar To Nero In Dmc5...

Hc For The Lamb, They "wear" Their Wings Similar To Nero In Dmc5...
Hc For The Lamb, They "wear" Their Wings Similar To Nero In Dmc5...

... plus, here's a fun scene idea for any narilamb artists, might do it myself if I have the time

Hc For The Lamb, They "wear" Their Wings Similar To Nero In Dmc5...
Hc For The Lamb, They "wear" Their Wings Similar To Nero In Dmc5...

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c0ffee-crypt1d
2 weeks ago

No !! Little german boy !!! Dont play with the evil toys!!

Ohnn mein gott!! der Unheimliche wird eaten mein parents!!!

c0ffee-crypt1d
2 weeks ago
That Little Amstrigian Sitting On Your Head Has Seen Things They'd Never Even Knew Existed.

That little Amstrigian sitting on your head has seen things they'd never even knew existed.


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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 weeks ago

Idk about you, but something fishy is definitely going on here... I'll sea myself out.... that wasn't on pourpous..... I'm sorry

a car sized sized rainbow trout in a parking lot
An oarfish lies on the tracks of an underground subway. It is flocked by smaller blue fish

We need more walkable cities. I am so tired of my transportation turning to aquatic life. It’s so inconvenient.


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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 weeks ago
"So, How Long Do You Want The Cape To Be?"

"So, how long do you want the cape to be?"


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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 weeks ago

Made a Narinder plush.

Made A Narinder Plush.
Made A Narinder Plush.
Made A Narinder Plush.
Made A Narinder Plush.
Made A Narinder Plush.
Made A Narinder Plush.

Pretty good for my first time. Ran out of black thread so had to use red. Now I sleep.


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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 weeks ago

# underrated medium

#puppetry

can we as a society make puppetry cool again. like lets make it trendy. Mainstream. more people should get into doing it and more people should appreciate it. puppetry requires craftsmanship and charisma and physical acting and vocal performance!! you can’t get that from ai. it has a charm to it that neither 2D nor cg animation has. Have you ever watched a puppetry performance and realized you were genuinely convinced that the puppet was getting into bed or eating something or giving a hug that you wholly forgot there was some guy’s arm in there.

isn’t it lovely. to make a funny little guy to tell stories with. is that not so human of us. it’s such a lovely art form. I love you puppets I love you muppets I love you marionettes I love you handmade sock puppets I love you paper bags with googley eyes I love you armatures I love you I love you I love you!!!!!

c0ffee-crypt1d
3 weeks ago

I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE NEW ENTITIES SYSTEM IN TMAGP.

I haven't seen any other fan theories like this, but if anyone else thought of this first, please let me know.

Anyways, alchemy obviously plays a big part in the magic system of the protocol universe. And I've seen several people bring up that Celia mentioned the three primes of alchemy. Based on my very non-expert google knowledge, the three primes are salt, mercury, and sulfur. Salt represents the body, mercury represents the mind, and sulfur represents the soul.

In other words, physical horror, psychological horror, and existential horror. There are three fear entities in this universe; Salt, which is fear relating to the body/physical harm, Mercury, which is mental/emotional fears, & Sulfur, which is existential fears. This lines up pretty well with what Colin said:

I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE NEW ENTITIES SYSTEM IN TMAGP.

This time, the way to keep the entities from entering our world is to keep them balanced. And based on what we've seen, the way to keep the balance is probably by sacrificing people to them.

This next part is a bit of a stretch & I don't expect it to be right. Something interesting I noticed, all the Externals we've met so far seem to be Salt-coded. Maybe the OIAR is only in charge of the salt part of the balance? What if the Hilltop Center and the Magnus Institute were in charge of the other two elements? Colin didn't mention what happens when there's too much salt, but we might see that for ourselves soon.

c0ffee-crypt1d
3 weeks ago
New Fleece Babyyyyy Heck Yeah

New fleece babyyyyy heck yeah


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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 weeks ago
c0ffee-crypt1d - Coffee cryptid
c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago

Hey everyone! I drew a mizutsune hunting horn poorly.

Will draw more soon.

Hey Everyone! I Drew A Mizutsune Hunting Horn Poorly.
c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago

Rest in peace, River Boy. We’ll listen to you, still.

Edit, and for context:

Rest In Peace, River Boy. We’ll Listen To You, Still.
c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago

Going off of each episode so far, here's my current prediction for the S2 finale...

...I'm not sure if it's spoilers or not. Better safe than sorry, iykyk


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c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago

Curse my inability to draw traditionally!!!

... So many worms in my brain, yet the strings are cut, so they must continue to linger


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c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago

o7

c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago
The "epic handshake" meme, one arm says "TMA Georgie", the other says "Colin Becher", the hands in the middle say "kill it with hammers"

Archives Universe Georgie and Colin Becher have matching t-shirts that say “The answer is a hammer I don’t care what the question is”

c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago

Let's goooooo!

Chapter 1 : How it Ends

The Plague Doctor's Mask

As his siblings before him, Kallamar suddenly found himself out of Purgatory and back into the world at the mercy of the one who killed him. Completely deaf, fragile and mortal, he has to decide how this new story will play out. To live in fear, cowering behind the heavy shadows of his siblings or to dare being the pillar that holds their fragile bonds together. Whatever his moves might be, there are many pieces on this chessboard he must watch out for.

GUYS it's finally here! I hope it's good I am shitting myself 🤣💙

I thought the Ides of March would be an amazing day to post this. Happy Reading! I'll go.... keep hydrated.

Chapter 1 : How It Ends

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c0ffee-crypt1d
1 month ago
Today I Draw Buff Brothers. Tomorrow, Who Knows.
Today I Draw Buff Brothers. Tomorrow, Who Knows.
Today I Draw Buff Brothers. Tomorrow, Who Knows.

Today I draw buff brothers. Tomorrow, who knows.

I'm picking stuff i see in the fandom here and there, and people drawing tail Leshy got me. Tails are dope. Drawing a tid bit more on the realistic side of furries is also fun.

c0ffee-crypt1d
2 months ago
Leshy On String Leshy On String What Crime Will He Commit?

Leshy on string Leshy on string What crime will he commit?


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c0ffee-crypt1d
2 months ago

Tmagp spoilers

Colin: tries accessing the database

Fr3dd1: "we would like to thank our sponsor, surfshark vpn for helping keep out those pesky individuals trying to access your data"

Colin: gets eaten by the servers


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c0ffee-crypt1d
2 months ago

Dlc theory for lies of p ,Minor spoilers, you have been warned

Okay, so I have a small theory on when/at what point in the game we start the dlc as well as how we acess it, and It has to do with the cat - humanity to be specific...

Dlc Theory For Lies Of P ,Minor Spoilers, You Have Been Warned

So I'm not the only one who's noticed, but we seem to have a friendly relationship with the cat; alongside showing more physical acts of emotion in some parts of the trailer.

Now it's established in the game that we have the best relationship with the cat when our humanity is more or less maxed out by the end of the game (when we are able to get the golden lie). So it's reasonable to believe that if the dlc follows the same rules as the game, then we likely access the dlc at the end of the game before we start ng+.

Dlc Theory For Lies Of P ,Minor Spoilers, You Have Been Warned

Another thing, something I and many others believe is that the golden stargazer is how we access the dlc because of how it currently reacts when we interact with it. Now, going back to my original point with the golden lie, it's my belief that we are going to use it to access the stargazer and start the dlc. My main reasoning is the weapon's behaviour when starting an ng+ run with it. Unlike other weapons, it's still linked to your humanity and is consequently reverted to a duller state which you can grow back by gaining humanity.

Dlc Theory For Lies Of P ,Minor Spoilers, You Have Been Warned
Dlc Theory For Lies Of P ,Minor Spoilers, You Have Been Warned

Now, it could be a dev oversite. However, since the only time we're going to use it is in ng+ (as well as 1-2 bosses before), I feel like it was intentional. Now, if let's say a maxed out golden lie (which requires max humanity), it is needed to access the golden stargazer it ensures we're starting the dlc in a more human state. Another small detail I want to bring up is that you can get the golden lie in all 3 endings if you listen to enough record (I've done it) as choosing the non-human options don't contribute to any of the endings (only the choice to let Sophia live or to give up your heart). This means that if I'm right, you can access the dlc no matter which ending you get as long as you have that weapon. I'm probably definitely wrong buuut it's not gonna stop me from playing it plus making crackpot theories is just fun :p


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c0ffee-crypt1d
2 months ago

Update regarding the knucklebones board take 2 updates and thoughts:

Been looking more at the original board for inspiration.

Update Regarding The Knucklebones Board Take 2 Updates And Thoughts:
Update Regarding The Knucklebones Board Take 2 Updates And Thoughts:

Meaning, I'll be going for a simpler style for separating the columns. And incorporating the logo? Icon? Banner as a bookmark.

Update Regarding The Knucklebones Board Take 2 Updates And Thoughts:
Update Regarding The Knucklebones Board Take 2 Updates And Thoughts:

Update Regarding The Knucklebones Board Take 2 Updates And Thoughts:

As for the other side, I'm thinking of putting the conversions on that end since it's a lot more convenient than the instructions, or maybe I'll add both.


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c0ffee-crypt1d
2 months ago
Your Yearly Reminder To Do ANYTHING But Pay Respects To The Man Who Had So Many Fucked Up If True Books

your yearly reminder to do ANYTHING but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

c0ffee-crypt1d
2 months ago
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?
Immortal Escargot Anyone?

immortal escargot anyone?

c0ffee-crypt1d
3 months ago
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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 months ago

AS YOU MF SHOULD!!!

Cotl doll I made a year or two ago. Still very proud of him!


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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 months ago

I finally finished a small project I've been working on during this month! I present to y'all:

A small handmade statue of the character Leshy. The body is made of clay, painted dark gray with details in glittery orange. The head is made of green wool shaped into a pompom with bandages around where the eyes would be. There's 6 black branches, 3 on each side of the head, 4 crosses on top and the green crown in the center.

The Worm. Chaos himself. Beloved Leshy!!

It was difficult to make but pretty fun and I'm soooo happy with the results!!

The same statue mentioned before, among pink flowers of the kind Impatiens Walleriana
The same statue described before, among a few different kinds of succulents

He's my little baby 💗


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c0ffee-crypt1d
3 months ago

I took a deep breath, swallowed my fears, aaand...

I Took A Deep Breath, Swallowed My Fears, Aaand...
I Took A Deep Breath, Swallowed My Fears, Aaand...

...Hahaha YES!!!

I'd figure finishing the lamb first would mean it gets out of the way faster, and I wouldn't have to work with that lamb-forsaken wool


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