Oooooooh Y’all Are Gonna Hate What I'm About To Write *witch Laughter* (or Not, Who Knows)

You have no idea what it's like to have to hold your laugh in class because you’re imagining Katie McGrath with a dead serious expression, maybe even a little teary eyed saying “ 'Sorry' doesn’t bring back my fucking M&Ms!” over and over again

Things Supergirl Characters Absolutely Have Said Pt.3

Alex: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Kara: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Alex: Not when you’re playing with Brainy, it’s not. He put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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J'onn: What’s your greatest weakness?

Brainy: Interpreting the semantics of a question, but ignoring the pragmatics.

J'onn: Could you give an example?

Brainy: Yes, I could.

- Kara: Look, I know you think my judgement's a bit clouded because I like Lena a little bit.

Alex, holding Kara's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Kara: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Alex: My mistake.

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Lena: This bloodline ends with me.

Alex: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say 'I'm gay.'

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Kara: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Nia: Do not do that.

Kara: You won't even notice!

Brainy, entering: You wanted to see me?

Kara: Nia's single

Nia:

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Kara: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Lena:

Kara: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Lena: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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Guys would you want to read this?

SHOYO MY BELOVED HE’S SO CUTE OMG

☀ third year

Mothers are Mothering

To the ones who stand back and watch us shine: we’re thankful for you today and every day! 🥹 Happy Mother’s Day, aka: The Best Day (Mothers Version) 💖

I am oh so very stressed

My next fic is about halfway done and I need help deciding whether to split it in two Chapters and release the first half or keep it a Oneshot

Here is the cover (formerly named “Love You To The Moon, And To Saturn”

Just watched Boruto episode 18 for the first time and all I could think about was My Lost Himawari, send help

If anyone from my school ever finds my account, if you ever fuck with me, my sister or my special interests again, I will make you the pregnant Omega in an ABO fic and the Alpha is going to be your favorite celebrity, the only thing holding me back is the sneaking suspicion that some of you would enjoy that shit

Someone has to turn this into either any Haikyuu ship or Sonadow